Joke of the day
- StMarks
- Posts: 4731
- Joined: 17 Mar 2014, 21:55
- Your Bike: Daytona 675 graphite
- Location: East Riding of Yorkshire
- Has thanked: 973 times
- Been thanked: 1370 times
- StMarks
- Posts: 4731
- Joined: 17 Mar 2014, 21:55
- Your Bike: Daytona 675 graphite
- Location: East Riding of Yorkshire
- Has thanked: 973 times
- Been thanked: 1370 times
Re: Joke of the day
Actually, whilst they are amusing, they're a bit of a "one trick pony" imho.
However this one was 7 years ago! , eh Dimitri ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARSNaSeT9hw
However this one was 7 years ago! , eh Dimitri ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARSNaSeT9hw
- Stonesie
- Posts: 2526
- Joined: 11 Jun 2014, 21:43
- Your Bike: BMW S1000XR
- Has thanked: 1496 times
- Been thanked: 1548 times
- D41
- Posts: 13389
- Joined: 22 Sep 2014, 11:36
- Your Bike: Triumph Daytona 650.
- Has thanked: 4372 times
- Been thanked: 1162 times
- D41
- Posts: 13389
- Joined: 22 Sep 2014, 11:36
- Your Bike: Triumph Daytona 650.
- Has thanked: 4372 times
- Been thanked: 1162 times
- Stonesie
- Posts: 2526
- Joined: 11 Jun 2014, 21:43
- Your Bike: BMW S1000XR
- Has thanked: 1496 times
- Been thanked: 1548 times
- StMarks
- Posts: 4731
- Joined: 17 Mar 2014, 21:55
- Your Bike: Daytona 675 graphite
- Location: East Riding of Yorkshire
- Has thanked: 973 times
- Been thanked: 1370 times
Re: Joke of the day
Due to the ongoing investigation, the BBC has withdrawn the Masterchef Xmas edition.
I'm not sure if their choice of this new animated series of Wallace & Grommit is going to be entirely well received ?
Greg Wallace & Gromit.
BbC
StM mobile using Tapatalk
I'm not sure if their choice of this new animated series of Wallace & Grommit is going to be entirely well received ?
Greg Wallace & Gromit.
BbC

StM mobile using Tapatalk
- Monty
- Posts: 6769
- Joined: 12 Mar 2014, 07:59
- Your Bike: KTM 690 SMC R
- Location: Peak District
- Has thanked: 2163 times
- Been thanked: 2497 times
- Stonesie
- Posts: 2526
- Joined: 11 Jun 2014, 21:43
- Your Bike: BMW S1000XR
- Has thanked: 1496 times
- Been thanked: 1548 times
- D41
- Posts: 13389
- Joined: 22 Sep 2014, 11:36
- Your Bike: Triumph Daytona 650.
- Has thanked: 4372 times
- Been thanked: 1162 times
- Stonesie
- Posts: 2526
- Joined: 11 Jun 2014, 21:43
- Your Bike: BMW S1000XR
- Has thanked: 1496 times
- Been thanked: 1548 times
- Stonesie
- Posts: 2526
- Joined: 11 Jun 2014, 21:43
- Your Bike: BMW S1000XR
- Has thanked: 1496 times
- Been thanked: 1548 times
- Monty
- Posts: 6769
- Joined: 12 Mar 2014, 07:59
- Your Bike: KTM 690 SMC R
- Location: Peak District
- Has thanked: 2163 times
- Been thanked: 2497 times
- Kwacky
- Posts: 39399
- Joined: 21 Oct 2013, 21:52
- Your Bike: Brutale 800RR, 1000SX Ninja
- Location: Brum
- Has thanked: 4412 times
- Been thanked: 8516 times
- D41
- Posts: 13389
- Joined: 22 Sep 2014, 11:36
- Your Bike: Triumph Daytona 650.
- Has thanked: 4372 times
- Been thanked: 1162 times
- StMarks
- Posts: 4731
- Joined: 17 Mar 2014, 21:55
- Your Bike: Daytona 675 graphite
- Location: East Riding of Yorkshire
- Has thanked: 973 times
- Been thanked: 1370 times
Re: Joke of the day
Postman Pat was retiring, and all his post round wished him well, many giving him presents. His last call was to a beautiful blond, and as soon as he put the letters in the box, she opened the door, grabbed him by the shirt, dragged him to the bedroom and had wild sex with him.
Afterwards, just as he was heading out, the beautiful blonde called him to the kitchen where she had a tea ready. She sat him down, and there in front of him was a brand new £5 note. Pat was puzzled and said, " This has been the best day of my life, but I have to ask, what's the £5 for?'
The beautiful blonde smiled and said, "this morning, I heard about your retirement, and I asked my husband what we should get you.?" " He said: What, the postie ??? ah feck him, give him a fiver" ,,,, "the tea was my idea Pat."
Afterwards, just as he was heading out, the beautiful blonde called him to the kitchen where she had a tea ready. She sat him down, and there in front of him was a brand new £5 note. Pat was puzzled and said, " This has been the best day of my life, but I have to ask, what's the £5 for?'
The beautiful blonde smiled and said, "this morning, I heard about your retirement, and I asked my husband what we should get you.?" " He said: What, the postie ??? ah feck him, give him a fiver" ,,,, "the tea was my idea Pat."
- D41
- Posts: 13389
- Joined: 22 Sep 2014, 11:36
- Your Bike: Triumph Daytona 650.
- Has thanked: 4372 times
- Been thanked: 1162 times
- D41
- Posts: 13389
- Joined: 22 Sep 2014, 11:36
- Your Bike: Triumph Daytona 650.
- Has thanked: 4372 times
- Been thanked: 1162 times
- Kwacky
- Posts: 39399
- Joined: 21 Oct 2013, 21:52
- Your Bike: Brutale 800RR, 1000SX Ninja
- Location: Brum
- Has thanked: 4412 times
- Been thanked: 8516 times
- Stonesie
- Posts: 2526
- Joined: 11 Jun 2014, 21:43
- Your Bike: BMW S1000XR
- Has thanked: 1496 times
- Been thanked: 1548 times