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Actually, whilst they are amusing, they're a bit of a "one trick pony" imho.
However this one was 7 years ago! , eh Dimitri ?



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Due to the ongoing investigation, the BBC has withdrawn the Masterchef Xmas edition.

I'm not sure if their choice of this new animated series of Wallace & Grommit is going to be entirely well received ?

Greg Wallace & Gromit.


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That is possibly the best photograph I have ever seen.
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Postman Pat was retiring, and all his post round wished him well, many giving him presents. His last call was to a beautiful blond, and as soon as he put the letters in the box, she opened the door, grabbed him by the shirt, dragged him to the bedroom and had wild sex with him.

Afterwards, just as he was heading out, the beautiful blonde called him to the kitchen where she had a tea ready. She sat him down, and there in front of him was a brand new £5 note. Pat was puzzled and said, " This has been the best day of my life, but I have to ask, what's the £5 for?'

The beautiful blonde smiled and said, "this morning, I heard about your retirement, and I asked my husband what we should get you.?" " He said: What, the postie ??? ah feck him, give him a fiver" ,,,, "the tea was my idea Pat."
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