Gwynneth Paltrow fragrance

[duke63]

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/ ... ri18n=true" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[C00kiemonster]

Didn't smell like that when I was in it.

[D41]

Is that the name of the candle, or Chris Martin's c#ck???
More to the point, just exactly HOW are they getting this er, "aroma"???

On second thoughts forget it, I'm not sure I want to know.

[Kwacky]

I guess it's expensive because it's labia intensive to produce

[D41]

You're out on a first date at a fancy restaurant....

"Glad we could finally meet up, but what's that funny smell?"
"Oh, it's Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina!"
"She's here!????"

[duke63]

Can you imagine getting in from the pub:

Wife: - Where have you been? You smell like Paltrow's vagina, you dirty bastard.

[D41]

Sales lady..."Can I help you?"

Truck driver...."I'm just here to drop off 45lbs of Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina!!"

[Frankie]

What a stupid idea, but it will sell and people will get rich on it......

[Monty]

I’m just wondering if there’s a market for knob cheese?

[Cav]

I would

[Kwacky]

I would

Buy Jack's knob cheese?

[D41]

That's disgusting. I'll never look at jack cheese quite the same way again now.

[Jack]

I would

Buy Jack's knob cheese?

??? well if you insist , but it's not cheap!

[D41]

Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina, eh??

I give it.....



....Two thumbs up!!!!

[Rossgo]

Literally funniest thing going. I thought it was a joke

Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk