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That taught him not to dip it somewhere he shouldn't.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... sault.html
Lost anything?
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Re: Lost anything?
Useless medical quote FTW
He certainly will if they don't find it :roll:'He will be left with a deficit of some sort.'
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Re: Lost anything?
So now we know why the chicken crossed the A66........
To get to the cock on the other side.
To get to the cock on the other side.
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Re: Lost anything?
Loldan uk wrote:Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
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Re: Lost anything?
So it was you then, Dan?dan uk wrote:Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
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Re: Lost anything?
Or how abut this bloke that had to get his unstuck lol:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fi ... er-2346520" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fi ... er-2346520" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Re: Lost anything?
duke63 wrote:So it was you then, Dan?dan uk wrote:Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
Nope not me... I'm proud to say I've never dipped it in anything other than the mrs
The traveller communities from here to Nottingham all rely on me for their plumbing anyway so would be silly to chop my dick off 
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Re: Lost anything?
We'll on the plus side when they can't find his penis and he needs a new one he could say he was a 9 inch python and he wants a operation to get his manhood back to being the same again...maybe it's a con he wants a penis engagement at NHS expense!?
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