Merry Christmas
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Re: Merry Christmas
your a northerner and don't know what a snow ball is :-O get moved down south !!!Blade wrote:I've heard of it but what the hell is it ?Monty wrote:Just opened the Advocaat
"80mph" sorry officer I possibly could not have done that I'm no Valentino Rossi.
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Re: Merry Christmas
rocket wrote:your a northerner and don't know what a snow ball is :-O get moved down south !!!Blade wrote:I've heard of it but what the hell is it ?Monty wrote:Just opened the Advocaat

I thought everyone had one in the back of the booze cupboard from that party in 1986
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Re: Merry Christmas
It won't be with me Monty due to being out here, but I'll back you up on this one.. nothing like a refreshing gin or two on a hot summers Christmas day!Monty wrote:Merry Christmas everyone, may the Gin be with you!
Oh wait, I forgot, it's winter for you guys

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Re: Merry Christmas
I am a dirty southerner and I have no idea what's going on lolrocket wrote:your a northerner and don't know what a snow ball is :-O get moved down south !!!Blade wrote:I've heard of it but what the hell is it ?Monty wrote:Just opened the Advocaat
Remember: If in Doubt use Full Throttle, It may not make the situation any better, But it will end the suspense...
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Re: Merry Christmas
Ice! I forgot the fecking ice!kiwikrasher wrote:It won't be with me Monty due to being out here, but I'll back you up on this one.. nothing like a refreshing gin or two on a hot summers Christmas day!Monty wrote:Merry Christmas everyone, may the Gin be with you!
Oh wait, I forgot, it's winter for you guys
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Re: Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to all my Slapper mates. I'm stuck in the middle of the ocean till New Years Eve, so I expect you all to pull your weight and have a drink or two on my behalf
We have a slow down out here for Christmas day, only essential maintenance carried out. They put on pool/darts/wii bowling/PS car racing events and a few other festivities. Us in Ops still have to maintain process control and monitoring, and as the Utilities Tech my day won't really change much, as everyone is still using water, power and A/C, and the process still requires air, nitrogen, seawater cooling, diesel and biofouling. I just won't have to manage any major work campaigns. So I won't see much of the fun and games.
At least there will be a good lunch/dinner.

We have a slow down out here for Christmas day, only essential maintenance carried out. They put on pool/darts/wii bowling/PS car racing events and a few other festivities. Us in Ops still have to maintain process control and monitoring, and as the Utilities Tech my day won't really change much, as everyone is still using water, power and A/C, and the process still requires air, nitrogen, seawater cooling, diesel and biofouling. I just won't have to manage any major work campaigns. So I won't see much of the fun and games.
At least there will be a good lunch/dinner.
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Re: Merry Christmas
Enjoy the lunch kiwi mate you've earned it buddy.. Without guys like you there would be no gas to cook everyone's turkey, so we're all grateful. Cheers pal
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Re: Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas guys and gurls make the most of this time...had this arrive in the post yesterday and also my little slapper stickers for the bike will put on tomorrow if I get the chance [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH]
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Re: Merry Christmas
Cheers mate.. I snuck in for a go on the car racing. They've set up a swift auto on the top gear track, i'm second on the ladder so farBlade wrote:Enjoy the lunch kiwi mate you've earned it buddy.. Without guys like you there would be no gas to cook everyone's turkey, so we're all grateful. Cheers pal

Most of our gas is sold under contract to Japan, so it's probably cooking bloody whale!
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Re: Merry Christmas
Yes, they call those men 'homosexuals' mate.Monty wrote:Gin is not a ladies drink, men used to drink it by the pint
It's like being in Infants again (Mac.....Infants = Kindergarten)
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Re: Merry Christmas
That's right I'm a northerner. I drink beer and p1$$ spirits. I fight at the works do and consider steak pie and chips cordon bleu, with a nice cup of char of course were not animals after all. If we have a snowballs in these parts it's made from solid ice and is travelling in excess of 30mph straight into someones mush. Yellow p1ss in the back of your grandpas booze cabinet is exactly that, old peoples pi$$ and your welcome to it.rocket wrote:your a northerner and don't know what a snow ball is :-O get moved down south !!!Blade wrote:I've heard of it but what the hell is it ?Monty wrote:Just opened the Advocaat
Don't ever insult my culture again with your gayism or I will slap ya with me flat cap and set me wippets on ya mofo.
Comprend aaaayyyyyyyyy !!?!!!
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Re: Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas all you Slappers! Sincere thanks to you all for your support and friendship in what has been a somewhat challenging year! Here's to a happy and healthy 2015.
Oh, and especially for Kwacky!
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Oh, and especially for Kwacky!

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Re: Merry Christmas
Great to hear from you guys, and I hope you had a great Christmas!Pitty wrote:Merry Christmas gang![]()
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