Funny Quotes
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Funny Quotes
Watched Anchorman the other day and this quote really made me laugh.
"60% of the time it works all the time"
Anyone got any other funny quotes ?
"60% of the time it works all the time"
Anyone got any other funny quotes ?
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Re: Funny Quotes
Harry Carpenter during the BBC's coverage of the 1977 University Boat Race:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew"
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew"
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Re: Funny Quotes
Gary Newbon
"We'll have more football in a minute, but first we have highlights of the Scottish League Cup final."
Motty at Euro '96 just after Germany had subbed thier strikers said
"I wonder if this new pairing will do any better, Kuntz."
(17 seconds in)
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VCJVZ2I9zY[/video]
"We'll have more football in a minute, but first we have highlights of the Scottish League Cup final."
Motty at Euro '96 just after Germany had subbed thier strikers said
"I wonder if this new pairing will do any better, Kuntz."
(17 seconds in)
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VCJVZ2I9zY[/video]
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Re: Funny Quotes
In that same '96 game he also came out with the classic
"and the Germans have the ball. Kuntz".
"and the Germans have the ball. Kuntz".
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Re: Funny Quotes
Ted Lowe "....and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green."
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Re: Funny Quotes
Few years back and the Australian Netball Captain was being interviewed and was asked how the new team member Catherine Cox was settling into the team...
"Really great, all the girls really like Cox"
"Really great, all the girls really like Cox"
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