Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753

Post by **StMarks** » 04 Mar 2023, 18:43

My mate is currently applying for Australian citizenship.
He's filled in all the forms, and met the required criteria

,,,,, except that he failed his examination test on the section about Aboriginal Music.

I asked him.: " Didja redo it ?"

Post by **Kwacky** » 08 May 2023, 15:40

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-65524218

Post by **D6Nutz** » 08 May 2023, 16:26

Kwacky wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-65524218

Scary.. imagine having to make a bottle last 5 days

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Post by **Kwacky** » 28 Aug 2023, 12:52

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/statu ... NrFDQ&s=19

Post by **D41** » 28 Aug 2023, 16:03

Aw hell no!!!!

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 29 Aug 2023, 00:15

D41 wrote: ↑28 Aug 2023, 16:03Aw hell no!!!!

While visually impressive it’s not one you have to worry about.. unless you are a small dog

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 31 Aug 2023, 00:48

Post by **C00kiemonster** » 31 Aug 2023, 07:59

The fecking size of that thing??!???

That’s a dinosaur

Post by **Kwacky** » 31 Aug 2023, 08:13

He's a beast

Post by **D41** » 31 Aug 2023, 14:38

A man walks into a bar with a crocodile....

"Do you serve lawyers here?"

Bartender..."Yes, of course we do"

"Great! - I'll have a pint of beer, and my crocodile will have two lawyers & a bag of crisps"

Post by **StMarks** » 28 Apr 2024, 18:12

In their defence (sort of)

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Post by **Kwacky** » 29 Jul 2024, 15:40

Eek

Post by **Cav** » 29 Jul 2024, 21:57

That looks like object eraser on a Samsung

awful photoshop

Post by **StMarks** » 29 Jul 2024, 22:01

Kwacky wrote: ↑29 Jul 2024, 15:40 Eek
IMG Croc'
Screenshot_20240729_155258_X.jpg

Logically it would be a Great White (Sharks & Croc's have been eating each other for millennia, according to an Infinite Monkey Cage episode recently). However less dramatically, and possibly more likely, couldn't it have been a boat's propeller ??

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 01 Aug 2024, 07:30

Cav wrote: ↑29 Jul 2024, 21:57 That looks like object eraser on a Samsung awful photoshop

Agree terrible photo, but it’s true. Was on the news here last year. Here’s a better pic with the news story. I don’t believe they ever found the story behind it

https://www.newsport.com.au/2023/april/ ... at-cow-bay

Post by **Cav** » 01 Aug 2024, 10:05

Ah okay, that story reads as if it was a human act then.. that's awful.

Post by **D41** » 01 Aug 2024, 17:42

It looks like it was chomping on a hand grenade.

Post by **Kwacky** » 15 Sep 2024, 08:44

Beast

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 15 Sep 2024, 08:49

It’s not all sharks, snakes and crocodiles..

Didn’t see any on todays bush walk

Post by **Kwacky** » 15 Sep 2024, 08:50

Snake spotting

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