Last night I dreamt

[kiwikrasher]

I was flying back from Australia, but before I could do that I had to scramble around to find someone to look after a young kangaroo I had been looking after.

[Kwacky]

I have short snippets from a couple of dreams last night.

One dream had a massive snake in it, like 20m long.

In the other my wife had both of her cars stolen. First thing I did was to check on the bikes.

[Kwacky]

I was running a vehicle recovery company, specialising in vehicles submerged in bodies of water

I think I've been watching too many videos of Ukraine farmers stealing Russian military hardware.

[Kwacky]

A naked Linda Lusardi made an appearance in my dream last night.

[StMarks]

LOL, and I recall something about picking weevils from a sponge cake and throwing them at someone.

We are obviously so very similar.!

[D41]

Was it a naked Linda Lusardi then, or naked Linda Lusardi now....???

[Kwacky]

I'm old, fat and ugly so any version will do for me

[Frankie]

I actually remembered one !! I woke myself up, I was presenting one of our new products in my dream...... If I am not doing enough at work, I am bloody dreaming about it!!!
This was last week, needless to say I took a week off for a chill down ha ha.

[Kwacky]

It was Christmas day and snowing heavily, but I took the car out to a gaming centre to buy a copy of Dungeon and Dragons box set

[Kwacky]

My wife woke me up. I was having a bad dream. I was pinned down on the floor by a zombie. Dunno why but I was naked and the zombie was trying to bite my dick.

I'm sure a psychologist would have a field day with that one.

[C00kiemonster]

My wife woke me up. I was having a bad dream. I was pinned down on the floor by a zombie. Dunno why but I was naked and the zombie was trying to bite my dick.

I'm sure a psychologist would have a field day with that one.

That’s one hell of a sex dream

[Cav]

I was led in bed next to my Wife, except somewhere public, when Scarlett Johansson knelt at the side and "taught me how to kiss".

[Kwacky]

I was having a piss, but it was going on my hands. There was a hole in my foreskin which didn't be there. On closer inspection I found a piece of glass embedded in my knob.

No drugs were taken in the making of this dream.

[Kwacky]

My wife had knocked over the Sx, but she didn't tell me, she just left it lying on the garage floor.

[D6Nutz]

Ah, it's only the sx.. I reckon it's a message that you should get another bike..

If it was the MV that would have been a divorce, even in a dream

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[Kwacky]

SX or not, I still woke up in a bad mood

[Kwacky]

I bought a KTM 890. It was an impulse buy, I applied for the loan on my phone while I was in the shop.

[Cav]

I bought a KTM 890. It was an impulse buy, I applied for the loan on my phone while I was in the shop.

*WALKS INTO GARAGE - REALISES IT WASN'T A DREAM*

[Kwacky]

I had both my bikes stolen, the brutale and the Africa twin. Then I remembered I sold the AT so I went back to my other garage ( I have two, dunno why) and found the SX. I took that to my mate's workshop for safe keeping, only to stumble upon the Sopranos moving some dodgy gear in at the same time. I had to explain who I was. They believed me but I had to do a job for them dropping off some of the stolen merchandise.

[Kwacky]

I don't remember the dream but my wife tells me I was humping her leg in the night