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If you can't look back at your younger self, and realise you were an idiot,,,,
,,,, you're probably still an idiot.!
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Iirc Degree was into his boats..Image

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After washing my car yesterday I'm sure these 2 are locals

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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... el=RES_BUY

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Kwacky wrote: ↑24 Mar 2023, 10:48 https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... el=RES_BUY

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A minute in and I had to tap out 😂
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Kwacky wrote: ↑24 Mar 2023, 10:48 https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... el=RES_BUY

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Bloody hell. They must be desperate to sell 😳
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I've just been reading a fascinating article about a new aircraft that has been created using an airframe of hi-tech rubberised polymers, carbon fibre and neoprene.
It's proved in testing that it is virtually indestructible. When crash landed it doesn't break up like a conventional aircraft, it bounces.
It's the latest & greatest breakthrough ever in passenger safety, and has been invented by Boeing,




,,,,Boeing Boeing Boeing


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The third one is the best, imho.. ;)

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Ok , so no one appreciated my "top 10" (giggle)

Let's see if this raises a chuckle.
(Actually makes kinda' thankful I'm old enough that it's not an issue I need be concerned about).

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This one made me think instantly of a certain fellow Slapper...:
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Chuckle (giggle)

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