Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
2nd from right looks like my ex does now. Even my daughter said "Her eyelashes are bigger than her ego!"
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Re: Joke of the day
A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint.
The barman says “You’re in here pretty often, do you think you might be an alcoholic?”
The horse replies “ I don’t think I am”, and vanishes from existence.
You see, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophical treatise “I think, therefore I am”, but to explain that part of the joke first would be putting Descartes before the horse.
The barman says “You’re in here pretty often, do you think you might be an alcoholic?”
The horse replies “ I don’t think I am”, and vanishes from existence.
You see, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophical treatise “I think, therefore I am”, but to explain that part of the joke first would be putting Descartes before the horse.
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She said.: "Now that we're married, and with the cost of living crisis meaning it's going to be so much more expensive to heat the house this winter, perhaps it's time you sold your motorbike "
"You're starting to sound like my ex-wife "
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Re: Joke of the day
As my previous Descartes observation seemed well received, I'm going to ride the wave of approval & offer you another "goes into a bar" joke..
A man walks into a Bar...
"Ouch" he says,,,,
This time it was an Iron Bar.
A man walks into a Bar...
"Ouch" he says,,,,
This time it was an Iron Bar.
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Re: Joke of the day
With an (earned from just 4 weeks in the job) £115k pa pension for life now, ^ that seems vanishingly unlikely & the real joke is on us as taxpayers.?Kwacky wrote:.IMG
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Re: Joke of the day
Might print that and put it on the front door for tomorrow and download a shotgun cocking sound biteStMarks wrote:
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In the valley of the blind, the one eyed man is king,,,, eh Darren.?
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