Joke of the day
- duke63
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- C00kiemonster
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- duke63
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- duke63
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- Jack
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Re: Joke of the day
I see the transgender weightlifter has crashed out of the olympics , apparently they failed on the snatch .....
- Stonesie
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- Stonesie
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- duke63
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Re: Joke of the day
Husband: My wife has gone missing. She went shopping yesterday and hasn’t come home. I’m worried sick…
Officer: Her age, please?
Husband: Not sure. Around 50 or 60. We don’t do birthdays
Officer: Height?
Husband: About five foot something but you know, not like really tall
Officer: Weight?
Husband: Tricky to say. Not really skinny slim but not big either.
Officer: Colour of eyes?
Husband: You know – browny grey
Officer: Hair colour?
Husband: She likes to change it. The last time I remember it was a bit off brown. I can’t remember for sure.
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants or a skirt or something. I don’t know exactly because she wears different clothes nearly every day.
Officer: What kind of car did she take?
Husband: She didn’t go in a car – she took my bike.
Officer: What kind of motorcycle was it?
Husband: A 1968 Triumph Bonneville with 3134 cams, Ace ‘bars and Norman Hyde rear sets.
There’s a quick action throttle and Proddie racing absorption silencers.
Maxton have done the front and rear suspension and it’s got a gold DID race chain.
Officer: Don’t worry Sir, we’ll get your bike back
Officer: Her age, please?
Husband: Not sure. Around 50 or 60. We don’t do birthdays
Officer: Height?
Husband: About five foot something but you know, not like really tall
Officer: Weight?
Husband: Tricky to say. Not really skinny slim but not big either.
Officer: Colour of eyes?
Husband: You know – browny grey
Officer: Hair colour?
Husband: She likes to change it. The last time I remember it was a bit off brown. I can’t remember for sure.
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants or a skirt or something. I don’t know exactly because she wears different clothes nearly every day.
Officer: What kind of car did she take?
Husband: She didn’t go in a car – she took my bike.
Officer: What kind of motorcycle was it?
Husband: A 1968 Triumph Bonneville with 3134 cams, Ace ‘bars and Norman Hyde rear sets.
There’s a quick action throttle and Proddie racing absorption silencers.
Maxton have done the front and rear suspension and it’s got a gold DID race chain.
Officer: Don’t worry Sir, we’ll get your bike back
- kiwikrasher
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- D6Nutz
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Re: Joke of the day
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
- duke63
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- kiwikrasher
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- D6Nutz
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Re: Joke of the day
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
- Jack
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