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1999, I feel old now :D
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Jeez... I was only 5!
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The one that always grinds on me is "And after that......"
- JUST TELL ME THE FCUKING STORY! I don't care where it takes us, I'll listen with an open mind...just stop prefacing every utterance with "And after that..." Every. Single. Time you draw a fcuking breath.
It's a story, an anecdote....it doesn't have to be the world's longest fcuking sentence on record. And the only way on Earth it could get any more boring is if either Morrissey or Oasis make a guest appearance in it at some inane point.
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Ha ha, the joke is on you!!! He's a toss pot
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kiwikrasher wrote:
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Ha ha, the joke is on you!!! He's a toss pot
Yes we know, thanks!
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....... although to be fair to him, he's a pretty good fit in the current UK political climate.
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Blade the anti masker. I knew it. :D
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How can there be self-help groups?

Anyone else find it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"...??

Is there another word for synonym..??
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