Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Cla ... B006J1FBLM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Just read the reviews......
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Just read the reviews......
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Re: Joke of the day
I read far more of those reviews than I intended, spend the whole of my lunch break LMAOD6Nutz wrote:https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Cla ... B006J1FBLM
Just read the reviews......
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Re: Joke of the day
D6Nutz wrote:https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Cla ... B006J1FBLM
Just read the reviews......
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kiwikrasher
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Re: Joke of the day
A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks
“Excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?”
The shop keepers heart melts.
He gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says,
“Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy, bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there..?”
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers . .
“I don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a phuc”
“Excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?”
The shop keepers heart melts.
He gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says,
“Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy, bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there..?”
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers . .
“I don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a phuc”
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Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day
That really needs a reflux system to get a good cut
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Re: Joke of the day
Radio.... 
1st girl...."Don't you just love the new Justin Bieber song?"
2nd girl...."That's Miley Cyrus."
1st girl...."Don't you just love the new Justin Bieber song?"
2nd girl...."That's Miley Cyrus."
