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Made I laugh!

A farmer in Dorset sees a man drinking from his stream & shouts:
"Wozzon? Ee dun wanna be drinkin dat, it's full of ‘orse piss an cow shit".

The man says:
"I'm from London and popped down to self-isolate in my 2nd home in the village, can you speak bit slower please".

The Farmer replies:
"If - you - use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!

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Blade, scroll up two posts :D
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kiwikrasher wrote:Blade, scroll up two posts :D
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:D Makes it even funnier, when you think about it.
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D41 wrote::D Makes it even funnier, when you think about it.
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Ha! I might have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!!
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Borrowed from Twitter..
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Sound needed

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