Office W*nkers

[Kwacky]

At work I like to keep my head down and get on with my job.

So why do I have to suffer tools who think it's perfectly acceptable to spend all day talking loudly and generally being an annoying tosser? We've got one guy here who laughs at everything he says. Everything. Each sentence is finished off with a laugh. He's just like that Fast Show character Colin, the office twat. Today's neews is his kid being able to roll over. Every chuffer needs to be told. It's clearly a step up the evolutionary ladder for this f*cktard's family.

If you hear of armed police being called to a Coventry office I've gone postal.

[Bratty]

We have a guy who works with us who all he can talk about is work, I'm at work and I have been since 8am and I will be till 7pm so I don't need to chat about all fecking day long, football, Wimbledon, motogp, holidays, or chat about some of the female staff that are walking around scantily dressed for the summer but shut the feck up about work.

[Cavetroll87]

We're not allowed to talk in our office unless spoken to....

[Blade]

Pmsl f@cktard family

Email the tool a clip of Colin the office twat on YouTube he might get the hint and wind his neck in.

[StMarks]

I'm working across the office from the son of the MD.

I don't think I am able to express just what an utter f-ucktard this twunt is. He is certainly a perfect example of why both nepotism & the peter principle are very serious issues.

Suffice is to say; I would rather be subjected to any of the issues you guys feel you're enduring currently.

[D6]

Everytime he laughs, join in and laugh as well. But really loud and exaggerated. And staring at him wide eyed with a big grin.

It's amazing the reaction you get. No body hassles you anymore. Works on public transport too if you dont wat people to sit near you.

[Blade]

Use some of your infamous gaffer tape to silence him

[rocket]

Think your self lucky my work college can not even talk properly I spend all day trying to guess what he's saying. Which changes every 2-3seconds also if I can not guess what he's saying he starts having a melt down. He also follows me to the toilet and watches my every move. I also am forced to watch his tv program's on the tv and he totally ignores me while peppy pig is on.

[Monty]

Think your self lucky my work college can not even talk properly I spend all day trying to guess what he's saying. Which changes every 2-3seconds also if I can not guess what he's saying he starts having a melt down. He also follows me to the toilet and watches my every move. I also am forced to watch his tv program's on the tv and he totally ignores me while peppy pig is on.

LOL mate I feel your pain.

I'm the Office Phantom Farter! Is it me, is it you, nobody knows!

[Tricky]

Email the tool a clip of Colin the office twat on YouTube he might get the hint and wind his neck in.

lol. thats what i was going to suggest.

[Blade]

Think your self lucky my work college can not even talk properly I spend all day trying to guess what he's saying. Which changes every 2-3seconds also if I can not guess what he's saying he starts having a melt down. He also follows me to the toilet and watches my every move. I also am forced to watch his tv program's on the tv and he totally ignores me while peppy pig is on.

PMSL. That's awesome and perfectly explains the behaviour of my work colleague.

[beermonster]

We have a strict "No w*nking in the office" rule... [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3BNsttZQGQ[/video]

[Binno]

Working in an office must be some kind of living hell.

Man was not designed for office.

[Bratty]

It's not so bad for me as it's a lab so if someone is waffling on or being irritating I just put a cd on and turn the music up.