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The winner gets to watch me eat a slice of cake of my choice.
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An awkward moment for the Slappers, when Kwacky opens his backpack to find that his cake has been crushed.
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Kwacky wrote:Image
Are you sure that's a real biscuit? I'm only playing if it's a real biscuit!
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What shade of white is that then D6 ?
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So where do you think that leak is coming from?
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I think Kwacky's gone too far this time with the gaffer tape.
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Monty wrote: Are you sure that's a real biscuit? I'm only playing if it's a real biscuit!
(lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol)
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His Mum had always insisted on clean underwear in case of this.
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The Midget Stripper went down a treat on the stag do, just the slappers couldnt help but feel the location wasnt ideal...
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The rest of the Slappers watch with anticipation as Bratty tells a story.
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The annual public Tankslap bukkake meet begins in earnest.
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For what we are about to receive Amen.




Now where's that fecking cake ?
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"Ok, I'll ask again... Who's treating us all to lunch today.??"
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Go on you go first its only gay if someone else finds out or someone Cry's (facepalm)
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Blade: I can't fecking believe it. I have come all this way and they won't serve a cup of tea with my chips!!
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Blade;

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just how much air did you let out of his tyre blade ??
"80mph" sorry officer I possibly could not have done that I'm no Valentino Rossi.
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rocket wrote:just how much air did you let out of his tyre blade ??
I have got to try and slow him down some how.
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duke63 wrote:Blade: I can't fecking believe it. I have come all this way and they won't serve a cup of tea with my chips!!
Haha. Believe it or not but I had fish n chips with a nice cup of tea yesterday. Lovely it was too :P
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LOL^ that gives me an idea.:

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Blade saying sheepishly; " well all I can assure you it is just chips & tea, because that's all I've eaten today. Besides, if you hadn't told me to prove it isn't gay I wouldn't have puked on your bike.."
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