That's one big ****

Post by **C00kiemonster** » 24 Jun 2014, 16:42

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You couldn't make up this headline, you really couldn't

Post by **Kwacky** » 24 Jun 2014, 16:48

Stephan Kuntz?

Post by **duke63** » 24 Jun 2014, 17:25

Feet First? What a perv!

Post by **Deegee** » 24 Jun 2014, 19:42

Another foot lower and he'd have been in the sh*t.

Post by **Bratty** » 24 Jun 2014, 21:09

What a fanny

Post by **duke63** » 24 Jun 2014, 21:38

Did the fire brigade turn up with a big tub of KY?

Post by **Norfolknchance** » 25 Jun 2014, 14:46

Shouldn't it be self lubricating.

Post by **Kwacky** » 25 Jun 2014, 14:53

Looks like he went in dry

Post by **Norfolknchance** » 25 Jun 2014, 15:02

Ooh that's rather ungallant. What a twat.