What are you doing today ??

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 12 Jul 2018, 10:01

Slept all day. Swinging over to night shifts. Day 2 of 21 tonight ....zzzzzzzzzzz

Post by **Deegee** » 14 Jul 2018, 21:49

One of my Birthday presents from Mrs Gee a month back was a day at a Cookery School with my Brother, it was themed around Sicilian recipes, including Arancini, Pasta alla Trapanese, Pasta con Sarde and Caponata, plus a basic pasta making lesson, there were a couple more I wasn’t as impressed with, but were sweet.

It was an excellent day in a brilliant setting - a former country house in It’s own grounds, we did lunch eating our own creations, we strolled by their lake afterwards and at the end of the afternoon we boxed everything uneaten in std takeaway boxes.

Mrs & Mini Gee got stuck into some sweet ricotta and chocolate casseteddi (mini empanadas) when we got back, and I’ve got leftovers to spare for next week.

All in all a very enjoyable way to spend a Saturday.

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 15 Jul 2018, 10:04

Currently waiting for my own private helicopter for a emergency medivac from offshore. Sitting on a fentanyl drip.

Oh boy you are all going to laugh...

Highly suspected I have a testicular tortion. Basically I’ve twisted my nut in my nutsack and I’m strangling it to death. If it is and I don’t get into surgery soon I could lose it.

Luckily I have all the kids I want!!

Post by **C00kiemonster** » 15 Jul 2018, 10:25

kiwikrasher wrote:Currently waiting for my own private helicopter for a emergency medivac from offshore. Sitting on a fentanyl drip.

Oh boy you are all going to laugh...

Highly suspected I have a testicular tortion. Basically I’ve twisted my nut in my nutsack and I’m strangling it to death. If it is and I don’t get into surgery soon I could lose it.

Luckily I have all the kids I want!!

Too much wanking

Seriously though hope you get sorted. Preferably by a young nurse with warm hands....

Post by **Blade** » 15 Jul 2018, 10:42

Walking round Fesitval of Speed with a raging semi

Awesome event with truly special kit. It's a petrol heads wet dream

Post by **D6Nutz** » 15 Jul 2018, 10:52

kiwikrasher wrote:Currently waiting for my own private helicopter for a emergency medivac from offshore. Sitting on a fentanyl drip.

Oh boy you are all going to laugh...

Highly suspected I have a testicular tortion. Basically I’ve twisted my nut in my nutsack and I’m strangling it to death. If it is and I don’t get into surgery soon I could lose it.

Luckily I have all the kids I want!!

Ouch, that does not sound comfortable at all.

Hope you get sorted (one way or another) soon.

Post by **Kwacky** » 15 Jul 2018, 12:05

I've found your new avatar

Hope you're ok mate and it's sorted soon.

Post by **Deegee** » 15 Jul 2018, 13:05

Kiwi I sympathise completely, my oldest lad got TT when he was about 13, he ended up up in Hossie for a couple of days and prior to the op was in agony. Not good at all.

Helluva way to get shoreside though.....

Post by **Rossgo** » 15 Jul 2018, 13:58

@kiwi, what??? How the hell?!!

Hope you are alright buddy heal up soon

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Post by **Rossgo** » 15 Jul 2018, 14:19

Travelled to France today! Cheap holiday in a caravan for a week. Proper hot weather!

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Post by **D41** » 15 Jul 2018, 15:15

@ Kiwi.....

Ewwww!! That's just nuts!

Get well soon, Lance!!

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 15 Jul 2018, 15:53

Seems it’s got blood flow but possibly still partially twisted. Still a fair bit of pain. Funnily enough the triage nurse and the ultrasound tech were both Jessica’s, so my Jess had a chuckle that other Jess’ are playing with my junk. Overnighting at this stage for observation.

Post by **Cavetroll87** » 15 Jul 2018, 15:58

Get well soon Kiwi......

We don't need pics of this though..

Post by **Rossgo** » 15 Jul 2018, 16:59

Cavetroll87 wrote:Get well soon Kiwi......

We don't need pics of this though..

seconded

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Post by **D41** » 15 Jul 2018, 19:43

No, I think we need pics!

Post by **Deegee** » 15 Jul 2018, 21:04

Pics of the (hot?) Nurses quite possibly, but no man junk!

P.S. GWS Kiwi!

Post by **Kwacky** » 15 Jul 2018, 21:25

He'll post photos if there is any swelling

Post by **Blade** » 15 Jul 2018, 21:53

Only just seen this kiwi.

Hope your ok buddy and enjoy the overnight with 2.Jessicas observing your manhood all night

those girls have a tough shift ahead

Take it easy buddy.

Ps bit extreme to get back on the beach

Post by **Frankie** » 15 Jul 2018, 22:48

kiwikrasher wrote:Seems it’s got blood flow but possibly still partially twisted. Still a fair bit of pain. Funnily enough the triage nurse and the ultrasound tech were both Jessica’s, so my Jess had a chuckle that other Jess’ are playing with my junk. Overnighting at this stage for observation.

I read your posts and winched a good'n.... get well soon mate

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 16 Jul 2018, 00:28

No, no pictures.

But you should see all the clips and gifs I’m getting sent by my work mates

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