What ails you today?
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Re: What ails you today?
Me back's knacking these past few days....not quite sure how I did it, but it kills.
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I've got a bruised bollock. My wife is concerned and thinks I should get it checked out (my brother had testicular cancer).
I reckon it's that ride out of Calf on the Superduke that did it
I reckon it's that ride out of Calf on the Superduke that did it
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Its not a pretty road is itKwacky wrote:I've got a bruised bollock. My wife is concerned and thinks I should get it checked out (my brother had testicular cancer).
I reckon it's that ride out of Calf on the Superduke that did it
To the doctors Mr Kwacky - just make sure it's the new and fit lady GP who checks them
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Lol... You weren't riding her hard enough.Kwacky wrote: I reckon it's that ride out of Calf on the Superduke that did it
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I always end up with the head of practice, who is 5 foot 6 and 18 stone. Each time I see him he tells me I'm fat and I need to be more active. Even if I'm seeing him about a taekwondo or boxing related injury
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I've had a dry throat and a hacking cough all week. Pretty irritating for me and everyone around me.
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Why is it, whenever I'm running well, have races planned, and an actually enjoying running I get fecking injured!
I've done something to my foot, I managed to run just over a mile tonight before the pain kicked in.
I've done something to my foot, I managed to run just over a mile tonight before the pain kicked in.
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It's still painful, so off to the docs I go.Kwacky wrote:I've got a bruised bollock. My wife is concerned and thinks I should get it checked out (my brother had testicular cancer).
I reckon it's that ride out of Calf on the Superduke that did it
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Good luck mate, you sure one of your Ts didn't get in the bed and give you a kiss on the nads?Kwacky wrote:It's still painful, so off to the docs I go.Kwacky wrote:I've got a bruised bollock. My wife is concerned and thinks I should get it checked out (my brother had testicular cancer).
I reckon it's that ride out of Calf on the Superduke that did it
As for me Sleep Deprivation is back, my son is feeling a bit under the weather so that means no one has been allowed to sleep since Friday
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I've no idea what I've done to it. I thought I had bumped it on the Isle of Man as the pain started one of the mornings when I was out there. No sign of a lump and no swelling.
Hopefully it's the milfy greek doctor I get to see and not the short miserable old Indian bloke who tells me I'm overweight. Every fecking time I see him.
Hopefully it's the milfy greek doctor I get to see and not the short miserable old Indian bloke who tells me I'm overweight. Every fecking time I see him.
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Why does the doctor pull a curtain across to give me some privacy when I'm getting undressed, when she's got to inspect my bollocks?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
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You should be a happy little Kwacky then.Kwacky wrote:..... she's got to .....
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A) She, looks like you got your wish and b) its coz shes happy to look at your nutsack but god help her if she sees your bum!Kwacky wrote:Why does the doctor pull a curtain across to give me some privacy when I'm getting undressed, when she's got to inspect my bollocks?
I don't get it.
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If a hot sexy nurse what's to look at my balls I think she would also be staring at a stood to attention Willy as well
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They check round the curtain first. If she thinks you are fit, she does the exam otherwise she sends Ruprecht to do it.Blade wrote:If a hot sexy nurse what's to look at my balls I think she would also be staring at a stood to attention Willy as well