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Lost anything?
Posted: 13 Mar 2014, 21:05
by duke63
:shock:
That taught him not to dip it somewhere he shouldn't.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... sault.html
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 13 Mar 2014, 22:01
by Kwacky
and bizarre story of the day goes to ....
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 13 Mar 2014, 22:57
by duke63
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 08:03
by Bratty
![Thinking :?](./images/smilies/emoticon-0138-thinking.gif)
Note to self don't chat up gypsy girls.
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 08:23
by C00kiemonster
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
I'd love to know how that happened.
![Smile :)](./images/smilies/emoticon-0100-smile.gif)
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 09:27
by D6Nutz
Useless medical quote FTW
'He will be left with a deficit of some sort.'
He certainly will if they don't find it :roll:
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 12:42
by Norfolknchance
So now we know why the chicken crossed the A66........
To get to the cock on the other side.
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 13:02
by dan uk
Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 13:24
by Bratty
dan uk wrote:Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
Lol
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Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 15:32
by duke63
dan uk wrote:Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
So it was you then, Dan?
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 18:27
by Godzilla
Or how abut this bloke that had to get his unstuck lol:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fi ... er-2346520" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 21:43
by dan uk
![Drink (d)](./images/smilies/emoticon-0168-drink.gif)
duke63 wrote:dan uk wrote:Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
So it was you then, Dan?
Nope not me... I'm proud to say I've never dipped it in anything other than the mrs
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The traveller communities from here to Nottingham all rely on me for their plumbing anyway so would be silly to chop my dick off
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Re: Lost anything?
Posted: 15 Mar 2014, 01:48
by Rossgo
We'll on the plus side when they can't find his penis and he needs a new one he could say he was a 9 inch python and he wants a operation to get his manhood back to being the same again...maybe it's a con he wants a penis engagement at NHS expense!?
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