It's got the new anti-grav tyres.

A credit card bill. Your balance is £0.

Well worth the printing, paper, envelope and franking, then.

Monty wrote:LOL no, I meant applying logic to women

Nah. It's "she can go **** herself" I'm applying in this instance.

"**** that shit"
"**** 'em"

Not sure if that's what you mean by applying logic, but if not, that's where I'm at with it.

Bang someone else, record it, then show you friendzone pal the video and see how she reacts. Then you'll know if she just wants to be friends ;) I'm already reasonably sure she doesn't. We used to flirt loads when neither of us were single and I think it was mostly "he's only just single, on t...

Indeed. It seemed like the OP may have been of use, the comments are fab though!

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Sashimi. Mmm.

Because I can't say it directly to her right now, but...

If you told me 6 months ago that you just want to be friends, cool. We're friends and I value and respect you as such.

But you don't get to get jealous when I'm about to start dating someone else.

You made your bed...

I really wish it was my joke, but it's from a song. I quite like the costume idea, though...

"I keep track of the miles I run,
But read the flask it say
'Southside, son'
Took a sip through the hole in my ski mask,
Roll til we get to the 'burbs for the cheap gas"

That's desktop support.

Ugh, hope it's not too long a confinement, kiwi. Today, I will mostly be saying no to people on dating sites. 21 days, well night shifts to be precise. Long enough to catch it and either get over it or be medi-vac'ed back to Darwin. I'm middle aged and pretty fit and healthy-ish so even if I do cop...

D6 wrote:I think I've seen footage of that. Has it got some fat guy doing a dance and hanging on a wrecking ball? I knew it would end in disaster.

I know it's techie for some, but they don't know how to exclude IPs on a dhcp server?? My god. For those of you who are not technical, it's somewhere in the first chapter of servers :) I feel for you fella. Utter amateurs by the sounds. Cheers. Indeed. How on earth are they provisioning DHCP and no...

A pair of light reactive, foam surrounded, anti-fog sunglasses to go with my open face lid.

I'd say being hit by cars is about as bad as it gets, personally. The offs I've had solo, not so bad.

Well, apart from that big motocross one when I was a nipper. That was nasty.

Ugh, hope it's not too long a confinement, kiwi.

Today, I will mostly be saying no to people on dating sites.

Hmmm, in my house, that's a consumable.

Hope you enjoyed your cage today.

Just changed the rectifier/regulator on the Millennium Dodo, following on from the battery last week.

Also fitted an Optimate lead to Rosa, because she stuttered a bit starting tonight and the clock was well wrong. So she probably needs a battery too. Sigh. Constant expense. Just like REAL women.

I know it's techie for some, but they don't know how to exclude IPs on a dhcp server?? My god. For those of you who are not technical, it's somewhere in the first chapter of servers :) I feel for you fella. Utter amateurs by the sounds. Cheers. Indeed. How on earth are they provisioning DHCP and no...