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Lost anything?

Posted: 13 Mar 2014, 21:05
by duke63
:shock:

That taught him not to dip it somewhere he shouldn't.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... sault.html

Re: Lost anything?

Posted: 13 Mar 2014, 22:01
by Kwacky
and bizarre story of the day goes to ....

Re: Lost anything?

Posted: 13 Mar 2014, 22:57
by duke63
:D

Re: Lost anything?

Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 08:03
by Bratty
:? Note to self don't chat up gypsy girls.

Re: Lost anything?

Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 08:23
by C00kiemonster
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

I'd love to know how that happened. :)

Re: Lost anything?

Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 09:27
by D6Nutz
Useless medical quote FTW
'He will be left with a deficit of some sort.'
He certainly will if they don't find it :roll:

Re: Lost anything?

Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 12:42
by Norfolknchance
So now we know why the chicken crossed the A66........
To get to the cock on the other side.

Re: Lost anything?

Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 13:02
by dan uk
Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !

Re: Lost anything?

Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 13:24
by Bratty
dan uk wrote:Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
Lol


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Re: Lost anything?

Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 15:32
by duke63
dan uk wrote:Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
So it was you then, Dan?

Re: Lost anything?

Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 18:27
by Godzilla
Or how abut this bloke that had to get his unstuck lol:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fi ... er-2346520" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Lost anything?

Posted: 14 Mar 2014, 21:43
by dan uk
(d)
duke63 wrote:
dan uk wrote:Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
So it was you then, Dan?

Nope not me... I'm proud to say I've never dipped it in anything other than the mrs :) The traveller communities from here to Nottingham all rely on me for their plumbing anyway so would be silly to chop my dick off (shake)

Re: Lost anything?

Posted: 15 Mar 2014, 01:48
by Rossgo
We'll on the plus side when they can't find his penis and he needs a new one he could say he was a 9 inch python and he wants a operation to get his manhood back to being the same again...maybe it's a con he wants a penis engagement at NHS expense!?

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