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I've been pestering this guy to join the site for weeks.

He's finally relented and joined up, but hasn't posted yet so I thought I'd save him the trouble and introduce him...

His name is Neil, he likes being bound, gagged and dominated. He has 2 bikes, one for riding and one for inserting various things into the exhaust pipe on cold, lonely nights.

Hobbies include watching midget porn, eating hot dogs and being peed on. Usually all at the same time.

Let's all give him a nice warm welcome!









P.S. Neil, I warned you to post before I did!

I'll get the bag and the van. We'll welcome him tankslap style

I've got the Duck tape

I'm a midget

I like hot dogs

I have 3 nipples

I'm running on three cylinders.
Welcome along NJ2288, what are your bikes.?

I'm getting pretty tired of you ducking me man!




I think I might have scared him. He's very easily spooked.
Once, he was waiting for a bus when this nice old lady came along and offered him a chocolate. He was so startled he pooed his pants, punched her in the eye and ran straight in front of a Fiat Panda.



Neil, I'm going to keep making up stories until you say hello!

With mates like you Itchy, no wonder he was hesitant to join a forum you belonged too!

But from what you've said of him, he's a stand up guy!

D6 would have got in the car. Chocolate or no chocolate.

Theyve got know me round cannock. I now have to chase them as they try to get away. Still, kick away their zimmer, and the worlds your oyster.

Neil was once arrested for indecent exposure. According to witness reports he was found dangling his man junk in a local trout fishery. When asked what he was doing he stated that he was "trying to catch a monster".

I think you've scared him off.

Itchy wrote:I've been pestering this guy to join the site for weeks.

He's finally relented and joined up, but hasn't posted yet so I thought I'd save him the trouble and introduce him...

His name is Neil, he likes being bound, gagged and dominated. He has 2 bikes, one for riding and one for inserting various things into the exhaust pipe on cold, lonely nights.

Hobbies include watching midget porn, eating hot dogs and being peed on. Usually all at the same time.

Let's all give him a nice warm welcome!









P.S. Neil, I warned you to post before I did!

What is it with RAF people and midget porn I work with 2 ex RAF boys and both of them are into midget porn or one really likes necrophilic horse porn and intervering with 1 year old Alsatian's. He's very specific on the Alsatians age as reckons the young ones are very excitable.

Mrs Gee's niece was in the RAF, I can see the Alsatian connection, she's excitable, barks at people if they come near her, has the mental capacity of a 1yr old dog and has drooping hindquarters. She's still single if you're work mate is interested.... I'd tell him to get the rabies shot first mind.

Blade wrote:

Itchy wrote:I've been pestering this guy to join the site for weeks.

He's finally relented and joined up, but hasn't posted yet so I thought I'd save him the trouble and introduce him...

His name is Neil, he likes being bound, gagged and dominated. He has 2 bikes, one for riding and one for inserting various things into the exhaust pipe on cold, lonely nights.

Hobbies include watching midget porn, eating hot dogs and being peed on. Usually all at the same time.

Let's all give him a nice warm welcome!









P.S. Neil, I warned you to post before I did!

What is it with RAF people and midget porn I work with 2 ex RAF boys and both of them are into midget porn or one really likes necrophilic horse porn and intervering with 1 year old Alsatian's. He's very specific on the Alsatians age as reckons the young ones are very excitable.

It's part of the training!

Itchy wrote:

Blade wrote:

Itchy wrote:I've been pestering this guy to join the site for weeks.

He's finally relented and joined up, but hasn't posted yet so I thought I'd save him the trouble and introduce him...

His name is Neil, he likes being bound, gagged and dominated. He has 2 bikes, one for riding and one for inserting various things into the exhaust pipe on cold, lonely nights.

Hobbies include watching midget porn, eating hot dogs and being peed on. Usually all at the same time.

Let's all give him a nice warm welcome!









P.S. Neil, I warned you to post before I did!

What is it with RAF people and midget porn I work with 2 ex RAF boys and both of them are into midget porn or one really likes necrophilic horse porn and intervering with 1 year old Alsatian's. He's very specific on the Alsatians age as reckons the young ones are very excitable.

It's part of the training!

Interesting what exactly is done to train someone in the art of midget porn.

Deegee wrote:Mrs Gee's niece was in the RAF, I can see the Alsatian connection, she's excitable, barks at people if they come near her, has the mental capacity of a 1yr old dog and has drooping hindquarters. She's still single if you're work mate is interested.... I'd tell him to get the rabies shot first mind.

I won't see him till next week but will pass the offer on as I'm pretty sure he will be very interested. To say he is completely and utterly mental would be an under statement. For no other reason than a dare in a crowded bar in Italy last week he stood at the bar completely naked and down a full pint of piss in one (And I do mean man piss)

Kwacky wrote:I think you've scared him off.

Spoke to him today, he'll be along soon.
Apparently he was busy last night.

Presumably watching midget porn.