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Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 13:05
by Kwacky
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A 16 foot great white attacks a boat. I don't think I would go back out to sea in anything smaller than a 100 foot boat after that.

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 13:15
by Cavetroll87
Thats awesome, Id love to dive in a cage with Great Whites

Random useless Troll nature fact but they have been finding more and more evidence that suggests Great Whites actually hunt in packs, as if the scariest fish in the sea wasnt scary enough lol, also Killer Whales have been filmed killing Great White sharks by flipping them upside down as once as shark is put in this position its body goes into an instant state of sedation and Killer Whales have learnt to do this.

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 13:19
by Kwacky
My random nature fact: Killer Whales are in fact dolphins.

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 13:20
by D6
Let me join in,

Echo the dolphin was not real.

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 13:28
by Kwacky
Skippy the kangaroo couldn't speak English.

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 13:30
by D6
Gentle Ben was actually a really nasty bastard.

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 13:36
by Kwacky
The voice calling on the Littlest Hobo was actually induced by the dog's addiction to LSD.

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 13:36
by Cavetroll87
(rolf) you guys crack me up!

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 13:45
by Kwacky
The reason Lassie was so good at finding people was because she was rescued from an international paedo ring who had trained her to find lost and lonely children they could abuse.

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 13:51
by Perkles
id rather go round donnington naked than go in a shark cage

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 15:17
by Bratty
You'll be saying Father Christmas isn't real soon ?

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 15:20
by Kwacky
Rudolf got his red nose from his cocaine addiction

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 15:25
by C00kiemonster
I'm Spartacus :)

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 15:32
by Itchy
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Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 15:36
by Cavetroll87
Much less terrafying to look at like this

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Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 15:38
by Bratty
Cavetroll87 wrote:Much less terrafying to look at like this

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Lol

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 20:33
by Spudda
Suárez the Shark

It didn't actually attack the boat like the headline suggests ... :^
It thought it was another MCN link for a moment ;)

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 21:04
by Binno
D6 wrote:Gentle Ben was actually a really nasty bastard.

Haha!!

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 21:39
by kiwikrasher
Cavetroll87 wrote:Thats awesome, Id love to dive in a cage with Great Whites

Random useless Troll nature fact but they have been finding more and more evidence that suggests Great Whites actually hunt in packs, as if the scariest fish in the sea wasnt scary enough lol, also Killer Whales have been filmed killing Great White sharks by flipping them upside down as once as shark is put in this position its body goes into an instant state of sedation and Killer Whales have learnt to do this.
Dude! Get to Aussie, we'll head down south and do it! I'm keen as, but I can't find anyone brave/stupid/gulible enough to do it with!

Re: Real life Jaws

Posted: 17 Jul 2014, 21:41
by R34PER
I thought this thread was titled "Real life Jews" (facepalm)