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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 18:47
by D6Nutz
With this Covid19 going around, I think I might sell the XR and buy a Harley, cos you can't catch anything on a Harley...!!
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 25 Mar 2020, 21:25
by Stonesie
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 26 Mar 2020, 10:08
by duke63
This bloke told me once he went out with this bird and he knew she either had the clap or dementia, he couldn't work out which.
Anyway, he went to his GP to ask advice. The doc said "Take her for a long drive and drop her off in the middle of nowhere. If she finds her way home don't **** her.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 08:08
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 09:44
by Monty
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 09:47
by D41
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 10:36
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 13:30
by Monty
Harmonica Challenge - don't let the harmonica make a sound
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 01 Apr 2020, 14:24
by D41
He can carry a tune!!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 02 Apr 2020, 17:41
by Stonesie
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 02 Apr 2020, 19:18
by StMarks
Does the PAC in PAC Man stand for
Paranoid
About
Coronavirus.?
If so, perhaps it was ahead of it's time after all.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 02 Apr 2020, 20:40
by D41
No, it was originally either Puck-Man or Puc-Man....the former, IIRC.
The name was changed because the early arcade consoles were being defaced to read something a bit less inviting.
Or more inviting, when you think about it.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 05 Apr 2020, 00:27
by kiwikrasher
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 05 Apr 2020, 22:07
by Stonesie
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 06 Apr 2020, 17:29
by Stonesie
How fast was the kid going???

Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 08 Apr 2020, 08:16
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 08 Apr 2020, 09:28
by Blade
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 11 Apr 2020, 18:35
by kiwikrasher
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 12 Apr 2020, 12:08
by Monty
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 13 Apr 2020, 11:36
by Stonesie
When the Dog gets fed up of your "Isolation Party"