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With this Covid19 going around, I think I might sell the XR and buy a Harley, cos you can't catch anything on a Harley...!!
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This bloke told me once he went out with this bird and he knew she either had the clap or dementia, he couldn't work out which.

Anyway, he went to his GP to ask advice. The doc said "Take her for a long drive and drop her off in the middle of nowhere. If she finds her way home don't **** her.
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(rolf) (rolf) (rolf)

That's priceless!
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Harmonica Challenge - don't let the harmonica make a sound (lol) (lol) (lol)

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He can carry a tune!!
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:?
Does the PAC in PAC Man stand for Paranoid About Coronavirus.?
If so, perhaps it was ahead of it's time after all.
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No, it was originally either Puck-Man or Puc-Man....the former, IIRC.
The name was changed because the early arcade consoles were being defaced to read something a bit less inviting.
Or more inviting, when you think about it.
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How fast was the kid going???


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When the Dog gets fed up of your "Isolation Party"
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