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Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 04 Mar 2023, 18:43
by StMarks
My mate is currently applying for Australian citizenship.
He's filled in all the forms, and met the required criteria

,,,,,
except that he failed his examination test on the section about Aboriginal Music.
I asked him.: "
Didja redo it ?"
Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 08 May 2023, 15:40
by Kwacky
Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 08 May 2023, 16:26
by D6Nutz
Scary.. imagine having to make a bottle last 5 days

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Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 28 Aug 2023, 12:52
by Kwacky
Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 28 Aug 2023, 16:03
by D41
Aw hell no!!!!
Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 29 Aug 2023, 00:15
by kiwikrasher
D41 wrote: ↑28 Aug 2023, 16:03Aw hell no!!!!
While visually impressive it’s not one you have to worry about.. unless you are a small dog

Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 31 Aug 2023, 00:48
by kiwikrasher
Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 31 Aug 2023, 07:59
by C00kiemonster
The fecking size of that thing??!???
That’s a dinosaur

Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 31 Aug 2023, 08:13
by Kwacky
He's a beast
Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 31 Aug 2023, 14:38
by D41
A man walks into a bar with a crocodile....
"Do you serve lawyers here?"
Bartender..."Yes, of course we do"
"Great! - I'll have a pint of beer, and my crocodile will have two lawyers & a bag of crisps"
Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 28 Apr 2024, 18:12
by StMarks
In their defence (sort of)
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Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 29 Jul 2024, 15:40
by Kwacky
Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 29 Jul 2024, 21:57
by Cav
That looks like object eraser on a Samsung

awful photoshop
Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 29 Jul 2024, 22:01
by StMarks
Kwacky wrote: ↑29 Jul 2024, 15:40
Eek
IMG Croc'
Screenshot_20240729_155258_X.jpg
Logically it would be a Great White (Sharks & Croc's have been eating each other for millennia, according to an Infinite Monkey Cage episode recently). However less dramatically, and possibly more likely, couldn't it have been a boat's propeller ??
Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 01 Aug 2024, 07:30
by kiwikrasher
Cav wrote: ↑29 Jul 2024, 21:57
That looks like object eraser on a Samsung

awful photoshop
Agree terrible photo, but it’s true. Was on the news here last year. Here’s a better pic with the news story. I don’t believe they ever found the story behind it
https://www.newsport.com.au/2023/april/ ... at-cow-bay
Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 01 Aug 2024, 10:05
by Cav
Ah okay, that story reads as if it was a human act then.. that's awful.
Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 01 Aug 2024, 17:42
by D41
It looks like it was chomping on a hand grenade.
Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 15 Sep 2024, 08:44
by Kwacky
Beast
Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 15 Sep 2024, 08:49
by kiwikrasher
It’s not all sharks, snakes and crocodiles..
Didn’t see any on todays bush walk
Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Posted: 15 Sep 2024, 08:50
by Kwacky
Snake spotting