What ails you today?

[Blade]

Are people catching this killer manflu on here ? its taking out the whole slapper community

[kiwikrasher]

Are people catching this killer manflu on here ? its taking out the whole slapper community

I'm sweet keep your germs to yourself you lot, I've got a trip to NZ once I get home.

[StMarks]

...I'm sweet

Not sure that "sweet" is the adjective that springs to mind for Kk.
Brave, (aka reckless.?) perhaps ? - I didn't dare tempt fate by posting any claims to rude health mate..

[Monty]

Are people catching this killer manflu on here ? its taking out the whole slapper community

I'm sweet keep your germs to yourself you lot, I've got a trip to NZ once I get home.

If I travelled to Oz I'd halve your GDP. I'm a walking viral incubator! Bird flu's got nothing on me!

[kiwikrasher]

...I'm sweet

Not sure that "sweet" is the adjective that springs to mind for Kk.
Brave, (aka reckless.?) perhaps ? - I didn't dare tempt fate by posting any claims to rude health mate..

sweet as
Second most common phrase in New Zealand after "awesome". Said when someting is rather good instead of just "good" or "OK". Often followed by "bro".

My mistake, I should have said I'm sweet as bro! Just as well I'm going back, I need to refresh my language skills

[Kwacky]

I overdid it at the gym. I'm currently getting migraine style visuals in my peripheral vision.

[TonyB]

My knee has doubled in size. I just stepped over the baby gate (stops the dog going upstairs) caught my foot on it and took a tumble into the radiator. I might have to go to hospital when I take the ice pack off. That'll learn me for being too idle to open it I suppose...

Me:

[video]https://youtu.be/Y9j3heYZAk8[/video]

[D41]

Get it lanced??

[Kwacky]

I've been getting a burning sensation in the sole of my right foot. I was hoping it was a trapped nerve and that it would go away, but it hasn't.

[Deegee]

Gout?

[Kwacky]

No, The foot feels like it's on fire. It's not in the toes and there's no swelling. It's not painful to walk on.

[Perkles]

Just had a nerve biopsy in my ankle and it feck in hurts

[Kwacky]

when will you get the results?

[Perkles]

Three weeks has to be sent to Sheffield only hospital​ with right equipment to analyse it
Going into theatre today for lumbar puncture

[StMarks]

..... today for lumbar puncture...

Fwiw I had to have them , albeit a very long time ago. Not pleasant..
Let's hope it all leads you to the road to recovery.

[Perkles]

Here's my foot

[Kwacky]

I take it they're no longer suggesting you're making it all up?

[C00kiemonster]

Flipping heck - I'm no doctor, but that doesn't look right to me....

[Perkles]

I can't walk at all now can just Bout stand up.for twenty second's

[D41]

Hope you 'heel' quickly.....