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It costs us around 50 quid just for the tickets, so there's no way I'm spending another 20 quid on 10 pence worth of grain, oil and sugar water!

Monty you get your preschooler to smuggle in your alcohol???

That's Gold!!!!

What kiwi said, totally awesome Monty

Monty wrote:It costs us around 50 quid just for the tickets, so there's no way I'm spending another 20 quid on 10 pence worth of grain, oil and sugar water!

Try and figure this out Monty ?

My missus smuggles sweets in then buys popcorn and drinks anyway

Blade wrote:

Monty wrote:It costs us around 50 quid just for the tickets, so there's no way I'm spending another 20 quid on 10 pence worth of grain, oil and sugar water!

Try and figure this out Monty ?

My missus smuggles sweets in then buys popcorn and drinks anyway

Clever marketing

kiwikrasher wrote:Monty you get your preschooler to smuggle in your alcohol???

That's Gold!!!!

Yeah, I don't tell the wife

All cinemas are rip offs. I don't mind paying a decent price to go see a film but it's robbery what they charge for food and drink.

My local one (Cannock) has never stopped you taking a bag in.

Can they really enforce that?

Just put it all on your head, then wrap a turban round it.

Monty wrote:

Blade wrote:

Monty wrote:It costs us around 50 quid just for the tickets, so there's no way I'm spending another 20 quid on 10 pence worth of grain, oil and sugar water!

Try and figure this out Monty ?

My missus smuggles sweets in then buys popcorn and drinks anyway

Clever marketing

Now this is the funny bit She works is marketing, has a business degree and is a chartered marketer yet I'm always explaining marketing to her

Work that out if you can I've been trying for years

Ours is not to reason why.

My wife has a History degree from Cambridge and I know more than she does just from watching the Discovery Channel*




























*may not actually be true

My wife hasn't got much of an education but she knows everything.

One thing is for sure woman are a complex animal

Nicking the kids Easter eggs and scoffing it

Yeah and they're all a bit weird. Weirdos!

Definitely weird. I genuinely spend at least 50% of my time not understanding anything she says or does

But for better or worse I love her and being honest she has more to put up with me than I ever do with her

Nobody like that last post

It was only up for 2 minutes before you replied to it

Maybe you're used to feedback after 2 minutes...........

I'm but that's not a like, its a get off