Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

First Aid re-cert for work. In a class full of first timers where I've done them every 2 yrs since I was 19. I appreciate everyone has to learn but it's making a long slow day.

Luckily I've found a great coffee shop just down the road serving my fav brand and a cute barrister

Blade wrote:12 hour shift on my birthday

That does suck, but luckily your over the hill and they don't really matter anymore

Hope the day is as good as it can be thou' mate.

Sat in a cafe in Canary Wharf again, oh how I love these weekly meetings

Still giggling at last night's encounter. My dog barking at a copse of trees for nothing. As I go to investigate I can hear a woman clearly having a good time in the dark.

I thought the only reason anyone has a dog is to go dogging...legally

Bloody hell my dog needs to start sniffing this sort of stuff out!

Should have let the dog of the lead

He was. I carried on walking then noticed he wasn't with me. I turned round and started walking back. As I was walking I could make out a weird noise, then as I got closer, the dog started barking and this seemed to fire up the woman, who was getting louder

You can tell it wasn't a porno. Rather than join in I put the lead on the dog and scarpered.

when can i pop round and walk the dog

I'm taking the torch with me tonight

Kwacky wrote:I'm taking the video camera with me tonight

Reads better now

Getting the run-around with Enterprise car hire. Again. Apparently it takes from 8.30 in the morning until 15.30 in the afternoon to get a puncture repaired.

I hate that company.

Blade wrote:

Kwacky wrote:I'm not taking the dog with me tonight

Reads better now

duke63 wrote:

Blade wrote:

Kwacky wrote:I'm not taking the dog with me tonight, just the video camera and gaffer tape

Reads better now

Entertaining some people from France so we can eat Chinese food.

Bloody immigrants

Who the Chinese or the French

Kwacky wrote:Entertaining some people from France so we can eat Chinese food.

Bloody immigrants

And to think I clung to the bottom of a truck to come over here too. Bloody miserable English.

I hope you brought cheap fags and booze with you

Recovering from a hangover whilst watching my son fighting.