Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

Yeah, but I got to ride my bike today, so who's the real winner?

Me because mine's still clean?

I like my bikes like my women, dirty

Haha.. In fairness I like mine wet (but clean, none of that sweaty dance floor vag)

tmi

21C and here!

Yeah, but you're trapped with the wife and 4 kids

I'm actually sat at the back of a bus on my own, there wasn't any seats with the wife and kids

#winning

#smallvictories

agreed kwacky i have tried to do work on the bike today but ive been hailed on , snowed on and rained on every time it thought just give up it went sunny then 10 minutes later i got wet through got nothing done today........

bypasses that bypass nothing , what is the point of building a bypass then filling the surrounding area with housing estates , shopping centres , industrial estates and technology parks that all have access roads onto the bypass

Vent about??

How about Gordon Ramsay?? Can you guys please, please, PLEEEASE take him back over there and stop encouraging him to tour the USA....bad enough that you gave us Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan, Oasis, etc.....but seriously, WTF did we ever do to you that was so bad?? I think apart from sending you Justin Timberlake over on tour and the occasional yawn-inducing NFL game we've been pretty damn cool to you guys so far.

Confused, CA.90620.

D41 wrote: WTF did we ever do to you that was so bad?? I think apart from sending you Justin Timberlake over on tour and the occasional yawn-inducing NFL game we've been pretty damn cool to you guys so far.

Confused, CA.90620.

Hmmm, let me think... Well for starters, you unleashed McDonalds, pizzas with pineapple, Harleys, Ronald Reagan (his brain is still missing btw), Microsoft Vista, Recapping for 5mins at the start of every episode of a weekly tv series, JarJar Binks, Kraft Foods (Still ruining Cadburys) and most of all that nylon haired cnut Trump. Will that do for starters?

You forgot spell check that wants to actually spell everything the American wrong way.

Ha ha and now Donald Trump and his son invading Scotland, in fairness it's been going on a while.... Now the natives are getting restless ha ha

I have the day off today as I am going to a family function this afternoon. So had a lie in, went downstairs, did my breakfast, turned on the telly to get the overnight news headlines just as Fake Britain was about to start on BBC1

It was the episode regarding fake bike kit again..... Fortunately, I was able to turn over PDQ as I still have not seen it and have no desire to see it. The message is all wrong.

But that must be about the 5th or 6th time it has been repeated since it was filmed in January 2014. If I had had been paid for it, I would have done quite well on repeat fees I imagine.

Anyway, the emails have already started rolling in from people who have seen me this morning

car manufactures being cheap and not giving you a spare wheel but a can of goo and a compressor. Got a call from the Mrs to say she had a flat and tried to use the pointless goo and its not worked. As I got the phone call at 5pm meaning all tyre places shut I have had to leave the car in a car park...... There's plenty of room under the car to mount a spare but the cheap !"$%"$£$£"$ decided not to fit one.

They claim its to do with the added weight of a spare wheel. Can't really see that makes much difference to economy.

People that don't keep appointments and or let you know they are running late.

Still waiting for the real estate agent to turn up for the vacate inspection and key hand back. Appointment was for 35 mins ago! No answer on their phone either