Mr Postman

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 09 Oct 2016, 08:57

The limited release bottle of Mr Black Panama Geisha that had gone missing in transit. Ref:vent thread.

I sent Jess up to check the chlorine levels in the pool as it's warming up and although it has auto dose it level is manually set. She got there and rang me and tells me the parcel is sitting on my doorstep. It was a registered parcel and being alcohol must be signed for by a person 18+, by law. There was a "we tried but you weren't home" card in the mailbox from the 4th so chances are the package has been there since then. Lucky I sent her up because I'm still over 2 weeks from being home!

Glad it's turned up though as I was a gutted when I thought I wouldnt be getting it.

Post by **Deegee** » 09 Oct 2016, 10:05

Has someone in the delivery chain had a heavy hint about possible Police involvement etc and delivered it but with a backdated card?

Sorry but I'm just a cynical person - it comes from being lied to regularly by customers.

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 09 Oct 2016, 11:54

Deegee wrote:Has someone in the delivery chain had a heavy hint about possible Police involvement etc and delivered it but with a backdated card?

Sorry but I'm just a cynical person - it comes from being lied to regularly by customers.

Possibly, I know the distributor was chasing them pretty hard. One of the problems is they use and online agent which contracts a courier who then farmed it out to yet another courier.

If I was an evil man I'd say it didn't turn up. No one signed for it so who's to say even if they prove they delivered it, someone didn't lift it from my front porch. But that would probably hurt the distributors before the couriers and my morals won't let me, but by god I was tempted.

Post by **Kwacky** » 10 Oct 2016, 20:54

contact lenses. I can see again.

Post by **Kwacky** » 11 Oct 2016, 18:13

Black helicopter tape to put on the swingarm.

Post by **duke63** » 11 Oct 2016, 19:07

kiwikrasher wrote:The limited release bottle of Mr Black Panama Geisha that had gone missing in transit. Ref:vent thread.

I sent Jess up to check the chlorine levels in the pool as it's warming up and although it has auto dose it level is manually set. She got there and rang me and tells me the parcel is sitting on my doorstep. It was a registered parcel and being alcohol must be signed for by a person 18+, by law. There was a "we tried but you weren't home" card in the mailbox from the 4th so chances are the package has been there since then. Lucky I sent her up because I'm still over 2 weeks from being home!

Glad it's turned up though as I was a gutted when I thought I wouldnt be getting it.

You will be even more gutted when you get home from offshore and find Jess had her mates round and they drunk the lot.

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 12 Oct 2016, 06:25

duke63 wrote:
kiwikrasher wrote:The limited release bottle of Mr Black Panama Geisha that had gone missing in transit. Ref:vent thread.

I sent Jess up to check the chlorine levels in the pool as it's warming up and although it has auto dose it level is manually set. She got there and rang me and tells me the parcel is sitting on my doorstep. It was a registered parcel and being alcohol must be signed for by a person 18+, by law. There was a "we tried but you weren't home" card in the mailbox from the 4th so chances are the package has been there since then. Lucky I sent her up because I'm still over 2 weeks from being home!

Glad it's turned up though as I was a gutted when I thought I wouldnt be getting it.
You will be even more gutted when you get home from offshore and find Jess had her mates round and they drunk the lot.

She knows better than that... plus luckily I'm the pisshead of the relationship!

Post by **Kwacky** » 12 Oct 2016, 08:48

some protein powder and a new water bottle from Bulkpowders

Post by **Kwacky** » 13 Oct 2016, 09:15

Road tax refund for the zx6r

Post by **Kwacky** » 14 Oct 2016, 11:53

My new Alpinestars goretex trousers.

Post by **duke63** » 14 Oct 2016, 19:36

Alfa Romeo Giulia brochure.

Post by **Monty** » 14 Oct 2016, 19:45

Do it!

Post by **duke63** » 14 Oct 2016, 20:02

Nothing will happen til Springtime.

Quite tempted by a 200bhp petrol Alfa though.

Post by **C00kiemonster** » 14 Oct 2016, 20:44

duke63 wrote:Alfa Romeo Giulia brochure.

Its a great looking car. Have you seen the Quadrifoglio version?

Post by **Kwacky** » 14 Oct 2016, 20:46

very nice

Post by **Monty** » 14 Oct 2016, 20:47

Is that Italian for clover leaf?

Post by **duke63** » 14 Oct 2016, 20:56

Yep. The history of why they use the 4 leaf clover emblem is very interesting.

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Post by **Itchy** » 15 Oct 2016, 18:09

A spot of light reading from Wolverhampton Girls High School...

The postman has also been bringing bits and pieces for Mrs Itchy's birthday next week. I'm being a dick and leaving them all unopened but in plain sight. It's the utmost test of her willpower!

Post by **Deegee** » 15 Oct 2016, 20:41

Mrs Gees first Crimbo pressie......

Post by **kiwikrasher** » 16 Oct 2016, 00:08

Itchy wrote:A spot of light reading from Wolverhampton Girls High School...

Looks like she smashed it! You guys must be proud

Itchy wrote:The postman has also been bringing bits and pieces for Mrs Itchy's birthday next week. I'm being a dick and leaving them all unopened but in plain sight. It's the utmost test of her willpower!

I did similar, I was out at work when I ordered pressies for Jess and had them sent to her house with instructions for no peaking

She was well behaved, I couldn't have helped myself, I would've peaked for sure!

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