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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 26 Nov 2024, 09:30
by StMarks

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 26 Nov 2024, 09:43
by StMarks
Actually, whilst they are amusing, they're a bit of a "one trick pony" imho.
However this one was 7 years ago! , eh Dimitri ?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARSNaSeT9hw

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 26 Nov 2024, 22:38
by Stonesie

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 01 Dec 2024, 07:15
by D41

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 01 Dec 2024, 07:55
by D41

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 01 Dec 2024, 11:51
by Stonesie

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 04 Dec 2024, 12:47
by StMarks
Due to the ongoing investigation, the BBC has withdrawn the Masterchef Xmas edition.

I'm not sure if their choice of this new animated series of Wallace & Grommit is going to be entirely well received ?

Greg Wallace & Gromit.


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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 11 Dec 2024, 10:43
by Monty
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 25 Dec 2024, 17:20
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 31 Dec 2024, 06:48
by D41

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 31 Dec 2024, 19:30
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 04 Jan 2025, 18:51
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 07 Jan 2025, 12:10
by Monty
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 09 Jan 2025, 20:56
by Kwacky
You can imagine the replies on Facebook

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 09 Jan 2025, 21:15
by D41
That is possibly the best photograph I have ever seen.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 10 Jan 2025, 19:29
by StMarks
Postman Pat was retiring, and all his post round wished him well, many giving him presents. His last call was to a beautiful blond, and as soon as he put the letters in the box, she opened the door, grabbed him by the shirt, dragged him to the bedroom and had wild sex with him.

Afterwards, just as he was heading out, the beautiful blonde called him to the kitchen where she had a tea ready. She sat him down, and there in front of him was a brand new £5 note. Pat was puzzled and said, " This has been the best day of my life, but I have to ask, what's the £5 for?'

The beautiful blonde smiled and said, "this morning, I heard about your retirement, and I asked my husband what we should get you.?" " He said: What, the postie ??? ah feck him, give him a fiver" ,,,, "the tea was my idea Pat."

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 11 Jan 2025, 04:36
by D41

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 15 Jan 2025, 18:04
by D41
https://youtube.com/shorts/yae-J31BlsA? ... cngTCpmlkl

....language is probably okay for work.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 15 Jan 2025, 23:36
by Kwacky

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 12 Feb 2025, 21:38
by Stonesie
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