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What has a 9V battery and a woman’s butt hole got in common?

You know it’s wrong, but one day you won’t be able to help yourself and sick your tongue on it

Well guys, do you find you're struggling to get your wife's attention these days ??




Instant remedy -Just sit down & look comfortable...

Throws doubt on Mr Darwin's concept..

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Every morning I take my old dairy cow Daisy to her paddock, via the long and scenic route that runs through our local vineyard..
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Yep, that's right.: I herd it through the garpevines..



I'll get my coat

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This year’s Top 15 jokes from the Edinburgh Festival

1. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it. - Mark Simmons

2. I've been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don't feel like I'm progressing. It's just one step forward... two steps back. - Alec Snook

3. Ate horse at a restaurant once - wasn’t great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful. - Alex Kitson

4. I sailed through my driving test. That’s why I failed it. - Arthur Smith

5. I love the Olympics. My friend and I invented a new type of relay baton: well, he came up with the idea, I ran with it.- Mark Simmons

6. My dad used to say to me “Pints, gallons, litres” – which, I think, speaks volumes - Olaf Falafel

7. British etiquette is confusing. Why is it highbrow to look at boobs in an art gallery but lowbrow when I get them out in Spoons? - Chelsea Birkby

8. I wanted to know which came first the chicken or the egg so I bought a chicken and then I bought an egg and I think I've cracked it. - Masai Graham

9. My partner told me that she’d never seen the film Gaslight. I told her that she definitely had - Zoë Coombs Marr

10. The conspiracy theory about the moon being made of cheese was started by the hallouminati. - Olaf Falafel

11. I’m an extremely emotionally needy non-binary person: my pronouns are ‘there there’. - Sarah Keyworth

12. I've got a girlfriend who never stops whining. I wish I'd never bought her that vineyard - Roger Swift

13. Gay people are very bad at maths. We don't naturally multiply. - Lou Wall

14. Keir Starmer looks like an AI-generated image of a substitute teacher - Sophie Duker

15. Growing up rich is a hereditary condition. It affects 1% of people - Olga Koch

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Not "a joke" as such, but you've got to laugh....

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/berl ... 31166.html

StMarks wrote: ↑17 Oct 2024, 19:59 Not "a joke" as such, but you've got to laugh....

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/berl ... 31166.html

That’s a bit insane

Today it's 10 years to the day, since my mate ran out of the room with tears streaming down his cheeks & screaming to us "It's a boy, it's a boy,,,"
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To this day, he has never been back to Thailand.