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Kwacky wrote:I took the dog out for a long walk.

We're stopped off for a pint. I spent most of my time in the pub dealing with strangers who wanted to pet Bella

LOL, more training would sort that for you...:
Kiera has a command that enacts her "I wouldn't pet me if I were you" mode...

Well this wasn’t today, but shortly after this event I went down with COVID so a bit late to the table.. but a typical kiwikrasher calamity story from last Thursday I knew you guys would enjoy

So… as normal Jess gave me a haircut after getting home. Standard is a No. 3 buzz cut. Went well and she did a great job as normal. Took the comb off the clippers to tidy my neck. At the end of it I grabbed the clippers and thought “I’ll just do a couple of check runs over my head.” Forgot the comb had came off and shaved a next time zero right across my head.

So Jess has had to shave me to a no.1 and it’s still visible

So beanie for the next couple of weeks

You are a proper melon sometimes mate!

That. Is. AWESOME!!!!!!
You've outdone yourself.
Congratulations, Kojak.

Just been sent a link, Energica are having a test ride day on Saturday not far from me so I have booked myself a slot to ride one of these electric bikes, should be interesting.

He should have just trusted that Jess had done the job properly. I would call that "karma".

D41 wrote:.... Congratulations, Kojak.

Pot kettle black....... -At least Kiwi's dubious fashion statement was unintentional, and he intends to hide it away under a beanie.. Not everyone can claim the same moral high ground, can they mate.?

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Who's that...Yul Brynner???

went for a blood test this morning and have now spent 45 minutes on hold to HMRC because the bastards have cancelled my working tax credits which means all my housing benefit and council tax benefits have stopped too .

Ffs. Why have they done that!

D41 wrote: Who's that...Yul Brynner???

So, you're suggesting that you're a "Yul Brynner", and Kiwi is a "Telly Savalas".??

Jack wrote:went for a blood test this morning and have now spent 45 minutes on hold to HMRC because the bastards have cancelled my working tax credits which means all my housing benefit and council tax benefits have stopped too .

Great timing, just what you need right now an extra boost of stress..

Jack wrote:went for a blood test this morning and have now spent 45 minutes on hold to HMRC because the bastards have cancelled my working tax credits which means all my housing benefit and council tax benefits have stopped too .

What a bunch of incompetent bellends..

Give 'em both barrels Jack.

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StMarks wrote:

D41 wrote: Who's that...Yul Brynner???

So, you're suggesting that you're a "Yul Brynner", and Kiwi is a "Telly Savalas".??

Not really.....that pic is about 8 years out of date... and I haven't had a haircut in over 7 years - which oddly enough puts me out of date on an entirely different level.

2 hrs 12 mins on hold so far .

3 hrs 8 mins

Hang up, dial the number again, and when it gives you menu options press "0".
It's worth a shot.

3 hrs 17 mins on hold
finally get through
12 minutes later all sorted .
Thankfully .

Apparently they needed some information to continue my claim , information I provided them with in May 2021.

Jack wrote:Apparently they needed some information to continue my claim , information I provided them with in May 2021.

Good thing you keep such exacting records Jack.

They're **** useless.

They get bonuses for cancelling and refusing claims