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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 01 Jul 2023, 14:35
by StMarks
Next time you feel dissatisfied with your life, remember it's all a question of perspective...:
I have a friend who reads 2 or 3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, and is constantly surrounded by people who want to have sex with him,,
,, and yet he's always complaining about how much he hates being in prison.
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 01 Jul 2023, 16:41
by D41
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 07 Jul 2023, 10:19
by StMarks
When you're dead, you don't know you're dead.
The pain is felt by others..
The same thing happens when you're stupid ..

Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 15 Jul 2023, 18:16
by D41
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 18 Jul 2023, 20:23
by StMarks
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 19 Jul 2023, 01:13
by D41
......I love the way the lass paces out the gap before making her first attempt.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 22 Jul 2023, 18:54
by StMarks
Just been to the Builders Merchants to buy 15,000 house bricks.
The smart alec behind the counter said "You don't look much like a builder, what's the plan with all those bricks?"
I said " well, actually I'm going to build myself a brick barbeque!"
He condescendingly said " Ahh I thought you didn't look like you would know what you were doing, well I can tell you don't need 15,000 bricks to build a barbeque!"
I said "You do if you live on the 6th floor".......................
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 23 Jul 2023, 22:57
by Cav
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 28 Jul 2023, 23:57
by Stonesie
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 03 Aug 2023, 19:16
by D6Nutz
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 16 Aug 2023, 18:41
by StMarks
Stolen from elsewhere, love a bit of satire...
https://www.facebook.com/reel/6425851030832512
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 19 Aug 2023, 16:33
by D6Nutz
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 19 Aug 2023, 19:07
by Stonesie
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 23 Aug 2023, 12:13
by Monty
I think I'd have to do it, the intrusive thoughts would be too loud!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 28 Aug 2023, 19:27
by D6Nutz
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 12 Sep 2023, 07:34
by D6Nutz
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 12 Sep 2023, 21:07
by Stonesie
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 18 Sep 2023, 19:20
by Stonesie
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 19 Sep 2023, 19:09
by StMarks
Fwiw I think Matt covered that well too
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 20 Sep 2023, 16:47
by StMarks
Lol...
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