Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

Blade wrote:

Perkles wrote:12 pints of Guinness usually does the trick for me

Tried that and it's not long term sustainable

Oh, you'd be surprised just how long you can stretch that out for.


(Hello, I'm Darren, and I'm an alcoholic.....)

In the world's longest queue to get into B&Q

Is new Rattan furniture essential, Blade?

I'm sure it's something essential, like BBQ bricks

Staying in again !!! Today is clean the limescale from the sink and other items found in the kitchen, bloody hard water.......

Staying home. It's supposed to get into the 90's today, and then hotter for the rest of the week. Or something insane like that.

Looking forward to our VE Street party on Friday. Apparently we can’t leave our front garden.

I might wear my son’s Germany football shirt and drink my German beer to wind a few daft xenophobic **** up.

Paint your face black from charcoal while you're at it.

....And wear a Pink Floyd hammers armband too, it'll complete the ensemble.

Just got back from a lovely country walk with the wife and kids

There getting baths so I'm in the garden on my own with a beer watching the sun set, perfect

VE day barbecue and then socially distanced bingo with the neighbours later on at 4pm.

Its beer o'clock on my watch right about now so cheers slappers respect to the fallen and lost heros we owe so much too. RiP lost but never forgotten.

I've got the day off and I have no motivation for anything. Got DIY to do, tidy the house, fairings back on the bike and clean.... I'd love to do all of that stuff except for the simple fact I don't. I've sat on the sofa intending to get up for the last 6 hours.

Cav wrote:I've got the day off and I have no motivation for anything. Got DIY to do, tidy the house, fairings back on the bike and clean.... I'd love to do all of that stuff except for the simple fact I don't. I've sat on the sofa intending to get up for the last 6 hours.

Get a beer Cav. What ever the problem is, its never as big when your pi$$ed and lives never boring p!$$ed

Thanks mate but I've resumed healthy eating again so no cider till tomorrow.

I've lost over 1st in 12 days though... that's just because of how much I was over eating before.

At the minute getting shit faced on G&T

Early birthday celebrations for my daughter and Jess daughter (birthdays a week apart and both while I’m offshore next swing)

With the amount of time Jess and her kids spend up here now I’ve put bunks in Jorjas room so Leila has a permanent bed, and the girls have redecorated and replaced all the pink and purples with neutral tones and textures not the cheapest birthday I’ve paid for.

Painted the front room (only been here 3 years ) cleaned the barbecue and now starting making a roast dinner.

Having a glass of wine as I do, as I've earned it, well thats my excuse

Sun bathing this morning, full on jumper wearing this afternoon - Ha ha, watching the trees bend over double... serious gales blowing outside!

Went to collect my food this morning, booked for 7am to 8am. Parked up as you do, collect my food, and there is no way to get the trolley back up to the car!!!! FFS!! had to push up four floors on the up ramp the cars use,. So food got, work out done, time to put my feet up lol.....

Packed for offshore, head of at 5am tomorrow morning