Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

Not good reading Stonesie. Nothing worse than being messed around by someone. You can forgive a bike when it plays up.

Yeah it was a mini vent really, there's far worse problems in the world than a wonky brake disc and a woman giving me the run around.

The bike will get fixed, the woman will get replaced and I will be happy again, friends at work want me to join tinder lol

Tinder?

Go for Christian Mingle instead & have fun with the wackos.

Back at work after a busy weekend and the tiredness is creeping up on me.

kiwikrasher wrote:Reviewing my DNA ancestry results. Jess got us both the kits a while ago and the results just got uploaded.

I now know why I don’t mind kicking around on here with you lot

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So we're not mentioning leprechauns at all then?

Took the dog and misses out to a place called Turnville (where Vicar of Dibley) was filmed. Beautiful place English Village. Not spoiled by flats, traffic etc etc. Then went to a pub and had a lunch

Got home had to ring Sky to cancel my subscription as trying to save a few quid (saving 28 quid extra now pm).

Also popped out to get a haircut. One of our roads is closed - a 5 min drive took 30 mins so almost missed the barbers

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Rossgo wrote:Took the misses out dogging to a place called Turnville ....................

Sorry I mis-read it first time round.

Rossgo wrote:Took the dog and misses out.....

He puts the dog first.

So disrespectful.

D41 wrote:

Rossgo wrote:Took the dog and misses out.....

He puts the dog first.

So disrespectful.

It's the correct thing to do

The fiancé and I usually tell the dog we love her before eachother

Cav wrote:

D41 wrote:

Rossgo wrote:Took the dog and misses out.....

He puts the dog first.

So disrespectful.

It's the correct thing to do

The fiancé and I usually tell the dog we love her before eachother

Here is why, your dog will love you unconditional, you wife/gf won’t.

Proof. Give them both a slap about and then lock them in the car boot for 2 hours. Open the boot and see which one is happy to see you.

it was defo a morning out for her. She was shattered afterwards. We made her run up and down the hill a few times then she gave up and laid down for a while!!

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kiwikrasher wrote:
Here is why, your dog will love you unconditional, you wife/gf won’t.

Proof. Give them both a slap about and then lock them in the car boot for 2 hours. Open the boot and see which one is happy to see you.

You don't really want a girlfriend to love you unconditionally though, do you??
I had one of those once and she was a frickin' nightmare. It didn't last long, although I'll admit she did have a few things going for her.

kiwikrasher wrote:
Proof. Give them both a slap about and then lock them in the car boot for 2 hours. Open the boot and see which one is happy to see you.

Kwacky wrote:

kiwikrasher wrote:
Proof. Give them both a slap about and then lock them in the car boot for 2 hours. Open the boot and see which one is happy to see you.

Are we talking about Kwacky's sex life again?

You're involved in that!!??

I'm not involved in anything. I'm just making a joke.

Kwacky wrote:I'm not involved in anything. I'm just making a joke.

I was joking too. There is no way I’d lock a dog in a car boot

scaring people apparently , somehow managed to turn both phones to silent and had an unexpected visit because I wasn't answering .

Bloody hell, Jack!

Well at least you know you've got people looking out for you

Yup....debt collectors.