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Two nuns are riding bicycles through Rome...
1st nun..."This is strange..... I've never come this way before."
2nd nun..."Me neither....I think it's the cobblestones."
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1963 called. It wants its joke back
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(rolf) (rolf) (rolf)

The sad part is, your quip is funnier than my joke.
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Itchy wrote:
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This just means you have to buy a newer and faster bike.

You know the rules.
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Facebook Dad jokes page provides...

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The accompanying photo is utterly perfect imo. (clap)
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D6Nutz wrote:https://www.facebook.com/theulsterfry/v ... 533771949/

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Snap. :D

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The old dear who first received the vaccine was last seen in a Apple store smashing up iPhones and iPads. Good old Bill Gates!
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That actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it.
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