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"I just shat on your couch!"

- Sean Connery making homeowners a bit nervous.
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Why can't Trump go to the White House?





Because it's ForBiden
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Last night I was watching one of those reality documentaries. It was about an aging man who caught covid-19 but survived. Not long afterwards he lost his job. Now he's being served eviction notices on his home but he's refusing to leave. Now I think of it, it might have been the US news.
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(rolf) (rolf) (rolf)
That guy's expression is priceless.
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He's one of my favourite memes
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All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names... So he killed them. He killed them all. It was just awful.
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What do you call a deaf gynaecologist?





A lip reader
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows on too high.
She looked at me, surprised.

I just bought my wife a new fridge.
Everytime she opens it her face lights up.
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