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I was a bit drunk at the pub the other night
& hooked-up with Big Bertha. Got her back to my place, and got her undressed...

"Wow!" I said, "That's a really big pu$$y. A really big pu$$y!"

"Er, thanks....why did you say it twice?"

"I didn't.../"
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What type of wood does not float??



Natalie Wood.
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Borrowed from faceache.

Aldi really do sell everything....
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/puts that on the Christmas list
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True story
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Looks good to me (rock)
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