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too much crap. I might need to detox again

Shreddies for breakfast, salad for lunch and Shreddies for dinner. This repeats itself every day and will continue until I loose at least 1/2 stone. Leathers are too damm tight and I am not having them let out any more. Fat b*****d

Zx10dale wrote:Shreddies for breakfast, salad for lunch and Shreddies for dinner. This repeats itself every day and will continue until I loose at least 1/2 stone. Leathers are too damm tight and I am not having them let out any more. Fat b*****d

I had to google 'shreddies' to know what you're talking about. So I take it you mean the cereal and not the Fart filtering underwear

http://myshreddies.com

But on a serious note, cereal and salad only diet will have you lose muscle mass as much as fat mass, I'd go for a more balanced effort mate, at the least incorporate some lean meat in there.

kiwikrasher wrote:

Zx10dale wrote:Shreddies for breakfast, salad for lunch and Shreddies for dinner. This repeats itself every day and will continue until I loose at least 1/2 stone. Leathers are too damm tight and I am not having them let out any more. Fat b*****d

I had to google 'shreddies' to know what you're talking about. So I take it you mean the cereal and not the Fart filtering underwear

http://myshreddies.com

But on a serious note, cereal and salad only diet will have you lose muscle mass as much as fat mass, I'd go for a more balanced effort mate, at the least incorporate some lean meat in there.

LOL, funny but I had to do the same for your comment. I was p*****g myself at the link !!!!

I take your point regarding the balanced diet, I am doing this for a week just to see how it roles, then will return to the more balanced approach. With only 1 pair of leathers something drastic had to be done ................................................ITS RIDING SEASON !!!!!!!!!!! GET IN THERE !!!!!

Kiwikrasher.......................................http://myshreddies.com/store/flatulence/ladies/

is this for real............????

Zx10dale wrote:Kiwikrasher.......................................http://myshreddies.com/store/flatulence/ladies/

is this for real............????

Buggered if I know!! Google says it is! Myself, I'm proud of my accomplishments, no filtering required here!!

Just had a saveloy for the first time in years. Nothing I like more than juicy, red, 12 inch phallic shaped food. Nom nom!

TonyB wrote:Just had a saveloy for the first time in years. Nothing I like more than juicy, red, 12 inch phallic shaped food. Nom nom!

how was your gag reflex?

………another bowl of Shreddies, the 8 th so far this week ( and no Kiwi I don't mean the fart proof pants ! ). Dinner seems to have lost its appeal to me on this diet. Still, if I can get my fat self into the leathers without a shoe horn, it will all be worth it

Zx10dale wrote:………another bowl of Shreddies, the 8 th so far this week ( and no Kiwi I don't mean the fart proof pants ! ). Dinner seems to have lost its appeal to me on this diet. Still, if I can get my fat self into the leathers without a shoe horn, it will all be worth it

With all that fibre bunging you up you might put weight on always said you were full off ..................................


























































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Kwacky wrote:

TonyB wrote:Just had a saveloy for the first time in years. Nothing I like more than juicy, red, 12 inch phallic shaped food. Nom nom!

how was your gag reflex?

Non existent.

TonyB wrote:

Kwacky wrote:

TonyB wrote:Just had a saveloy for the first time in years. Nothing I like more than juicy, red, 12 inch phallic shaped food. Nom nom!

how was your gag reflex?

Non existent.

We're clearly dealing with a pro!! [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]

Living the healthy lifestyle, having peanut M&M's for breakfast

steak, jacket potato and salad.

Sausages, black pudding, baked beans and mash.

kippers on toast.

Chinese for breakfast, you've got to love nightshift.

Blade wrote:Chinese for breakfast, you've got to love nightshift.

I hate Sunday's on night shift, you wake up and walk into the galley and it's wall to wall seafood.. Prawns, losbster/crayfish, oysters, etc. I'm not a seafood fan other than fish and when you've just woken up its too much. I grab a curry and head to heli-admin and eat it.

Roast beef with all the trimmings.

Had it for breakfast and then again for lunch, got to be some perks to working a nighshift, haha.

Spicy meatballs with Cajun wedges and it was very nice too.