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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 06 Sep 2020, 10:16
by Monty
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 06 Sep 2020, 10:33
by Stonesie
1999, I feel old now
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 06 Sep 2020, 11:21
by Cav
Jeez... I was only 5!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 06 Sep 2020, 13:26
by D41
The one that always grinds on me is "And after that......"
- JUST TELL ME THE FCUKING STORY! I don't care where it takes us, I'll listen with an open mind...just stop prefacing every utterance with "And after that..." Every. Single. Time you draw a fcuking breath.
It's a story, an anecdote....it doesn't have to be the world's longest fcuking sentence on record. And the only way on Earth it could get any more boring is if either Morrissey or Oasis make a guest appearance in it at some inane point.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 06 Sep 2020, 14:02
by kiwikrasher
Monty wrote:98FD66F6-BC5F-4C1D-8A93-C9994A4D8420.jpeg
Ha ha, the joke is on you!!! He's a toss pot
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 06 Sep 2020, 18:25
by Monty
kiwikrasher wrote:Monty wrote:98FD66F6-BC5F-4C1D-8A93-C9994A4D8420.jpeg
Ha ha, the joke is on you!!! He's a toss pot
Yes we know, thanks!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 06 Sep 2020, 18:26
by Monty
....... although to be fair to him, he's a pretty good fit in the current UK political climate.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 07 Sep 2020, 19:48
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 08 Sep 2020, 08:07
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 08 Sep 2020, 15:57
by Blade
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 08 Sep 2020, 16:26
by Kwacky
Blade the anti masker. I knew it.

Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 08 Sep 2020, 18:44
by D41
How can there be self-help groups?
Anyone else find it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"...??
Is there another word for synonym..??
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 09 Sep 2020, 22:33
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 10 Sep 2020, 09:35
by Jack
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 11 Sep 2020, 13:46
by D6Nutz
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 11 Sep 2020, 20:35
by Jack
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 13 Sep 2020, 17:29
by Stonesie
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 13 Sep 2020, 19:37
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 14 Sep 2020, 19:31
by Kwacky
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 15 Sep 2020, 14:07
by Stonesie