Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

Put yourself in her position, would you want to be seen with me??

would you if you were out with D41? Someone might recognise you.

Technically I should Force-choke you for comments like that, but you're a bit out of range.

Lucky.

Bloody cities and everything that goes with them.

I've always lived in regional areas or on the fringe of larger towns. So visiting a CBD is about 50% anxiety and 40% annoyance. I hate crowds, the bin juice smell, crazies, traffic, parking costs and the zombie inhabitants. Public transport semi-petrifies me.

Had to go in today for a work medical. Drive in and used a parking building. On leaving again, and against the clock to get home for school pick up, the boom gates decided to have a fit and tell everyone their tickets were invalid. So we had to all go get re-issues from the machine to get out. Cars were backed up everywhere and yelling and tooting. I was ready to snot someone. So I walked up the line and told everyone the problem, suggested they get there tickets redone now and we can all get out. Go mine and by the time I got to the car we could all just stream out.

No one wants to help solve anything these days they just want to complain and blame someone else.

I'll stick to my hills hideout and fly to work in a 737 and helicopter, suits me fine!

I don't think I'm working at nowt until the end of the week....maybe??

I don't mind cities that much I suppose....everything you could want is usually fairly close. And the countryside isn't that far from here.

Since I've been seeing Jess I seem to have at least one overnighter in the city each break as we go in for a show or some event. On writing that post I thought, how do I handle those regular visits? Then I realised 9 times out of 10 within an hour of checking into the hotel my attitude has been adjusted by some alcohol or other substance

Other substance???

??

Sex.

You've been single too long D41.

Kiwi lives and works half of his life away from home AND has a girlfriend.

I'm not single.

D41 wrote:I'm not single.

Although, on reflection maybe this is more accurate.:

Hardly.

duke63 wrote:
Kiwi lives and works half of his life away from home AND has a girlfriend.

I think the being away for 1/2 the time is how I keep hold of her . If she had to deal with me 24/7 I'd probably have been kicked to the curb by now

...... and you'd probably get less sex! Speaking from my experience.

.....And more children.../

D41 wrote:.....And more children.../

That can't happen D41, best money I've ever spent that op

Monty wrote:...... and you'd probably get less sex! Speaking from my experience.

Why do you think I haven't got her to move in

You'd probably get more if you didn't impregnate your missus every time you got some

Yep, but I'm normally just too tired these days or I've got a headache!

My gf is a sex pest.. no joke. I'm exhausted most nights and she just won't leave me alone #FirstWorldProblems

Cav wrote:My gf is a sex pest.. no joke. I'm exhausted most nights and she just won't leave me alone #FirstWorldProblems

Wait til a mortgage and kids weighs you down.

Cav wrote:My gf is a sex pest.. no joke. I'm exhausted most nights and she just won't leave me alone #FirstWorldProblems

Hey! No man is too exhausted for sex you say that again and you'll have to hand in your man card