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Is that a drink, or a declaration??

Nescafe, with a side of cigarettes.

D41 wrote:Is that a drink, or a declaration??.

An event...

,, Begs the question, what was he drinking...

Paulaner Oktoberfest bier

Malfys grapefruit gin, yummy.

Diet-Coke. It's warm out there today.

Strongbow Dark Fruit.

Too much of it, and far too quickly for my non-match-fit body!


This was on Thursday night, I feel I have recovered sufficiently to be able to talk about this now. We had a quiz night at our section bar, where I work as the Bar Manager.
Somebody else was running the quiz, and I was doing the music intro round. Which unfortunately didn't get selected until I was hammered.
If you've ever seen the Gavin & Stacey episode where Smithy gets pissed up at the pub quiz, it was pretty much like that!

Highlight of the evening was quite possibly intentionally turning on my wireless mic whilst the quizmaster was in the middle of a round, and urinating into the toilet bowl, with the resulting sound being played in glorious high quality over the 800w PA system!

I'm a childish drunk!!!

Itchy wrote:
Highlight of the evening was quite possibly intentionally turning on my wireless mic whilst the quizmaster was in the middle of a round, and urinating into the toilet bowl, with the resulting sound being played in glorious high quality over the 800w PA system!

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Last of the Courvoisier. Think I need to go back to Jarnac with the Cookies to stock up.

duke63 wrote:Last of the Courvoisier. Think I need to go back to Jarnac with the Cookies to stock up.

Nom.

You've reminded me - i need to drink that bottle of Hine

Everything it’s ok to get nailed on a Sunday right?? (It is a public holiday here tomorrow)

To be honest on Bank holiday weekends, its mandatory by 8pm on Sunday night your ability to speak is significantly compromised and by midnight the ability of your arms and legs to respond to commands from the brain should be almost totally impaired

The common advise if this situation doesnt arise is to wipe your fanny, pull your finger out and step up to some serious drinking

Have a good one buddy, enjoy your night out

@kiwi, If you've already lost the ability to read follow these pictorial instructions

Well the bars are shutting up shop because it’s past midnight, so we are sitting on the balcony of the hotel room drinking gin and waiting on fried chicken Uber eats

Keo, nice Cypriot beer

Any one tried the Hendricks Midsummer Solstice? Just ordered a bottle to pick up through Duty Free on the way home from work. Didn't really rock my boat in the description, bit too flowery but Jess was very keen to try it. I got another couple of bottles of some good Aussie gins to keep me happy

Blade wrote:@kiwi, If you've already lost the ability to read follow these pictorial instructions

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I always thought Gail looked just like Parker from "Thunderbirds".

The best beer in the world

The one or before you board your flight on jollydays

Kangaroo Island Oak Barrel Aged Gin... yum.

Butterbeer

Think it’s my new favourite - shame there’s no alcohol in it.


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