Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

Good news. It'll take a few days to clear out. Loads of water will help.

I've been ill again... yuck.

My head feels clogged up (nose, sinuses, etc), stupidly sore throat with what feels like spots on my tonsils, head pains, I keep going hot/cold and swallowing is painful.

It's most frustrating because I can't maintain my gym routine again.

right arm has been playing up a lot over the past few weeks. The pain is at the fracture site but it's muscular. I'm guessing that the triceps is rubbing against where the break was. Not much I can do about it, they've already removed one of the bolts in case it was that causing the pain.

Not me but my dog has come back from the kennels with a nasty cough Poor thing had a nose covered in snot this morning.

Kwacky wrote:Not me but my dog has come back from the kennels with a nasty cough Poor thing had a nose covered in snot this morning.

Vets ASAP I hope mate.?

This evening.

It's feckin hot. And the Nastro is good

StMarks wrote:

Kwacky wrote:Not me but my dog has come back from the kennels with a nasty cough Poor thing had a nose covered in snot this morning.

Vets ASAP I hope mate.?

Just a head cold.

Kwacky wrote:

StMarks wrote:

Kwacky wrote:Not me but my dog has come back from the kennels with a nasty cough Poor thing had a nose covered in snot this morning.

Vets ASAP I hope mate.?

Just a head cold.

That'll be a relief, I bet we all silently thought; hope it's not kennel cough...

Yep, that was my first thought.

That arsehole you meet on holiday who has been everywhere ( in this case twice). I'm going to make up a place name tomorrow, make sure it doesn't exist and then see what he says.

duke63 wrote:That arsehole you meet on holiday who has been everywhere ( in this case twice). I'm going to make up a place name tomorrow, make sure it doesn't exist and then see what he says.

Oh we've all met those

Why do people feel the need to try and better everything?

I tend to be rude - solves the problem

C00kiemonster wrote:
I tend to be rude - solves the problem

I start off being rude then work backwards.

Alex has found out the Italian word for bullshit which sounds a lot like a placename. Seems an excellent choice

A sneezing fit last night left me with pulled muscles in the back of my ribs. I hate getting old. It seems like it doesn't take much to be reminded you're not young any more.

ouch that sounds nasty

duke63 wrote:That arsehole you meet on holiday who has been everywhere ( in this case twice). I'm going to make up a place name tomorrow, make sure it doesn't exist and then see what he says.

Tell him your a frequent Italian traveller and recommend the "panino di merda" at the local Taverna. You might want to mention is a local speciality and to die for!

Not seen Billy Bullshit today but Alison had to ask some **** to put down the sun umbrella he had just up that left us in the shade. He then moved his sunbed into the sun.

I have a split lip.

The missus span around mid-coitus and elbowed me in the mouth!

Next time she catches you shagging someone put your guard up