Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
Love it when people are tripped up by their own vanities..![Image](//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240107/11e2b81c160e4e115b0b14c3aa8439c7.jpg)
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Re: Joke of the day
![Clapping Hands (clap)](./images/smilies/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif)
I guess that means I'm heading to hell.?
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Re: Joke of the day
What’s worse than two chicks running with scissors?
Two chicks scissoring with the runs
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Two chicks scissoring with the runs
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Re: Joke of the day
Today I gave our postman the fright of his life, by turning up at the door stark naked..
I don't know what upset him most...
My hideous scrawny naked physique,
or the fact that I knew where he lived.
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My hideous scrawny naked physique,
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Re: Joke of the day
It would appear that Monty has been out and about fly posting again....
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Re: Joke of the day
You okay Boomer?
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To be fair, I would endorse that poster. Just think about the housing stock it would release and the subsequent price falls. We could call it the great levelling up. Or maybe F**k off to Spain Boomer
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Re: Joke of the day
Fwiw the reason that I posted it Monty, was precisely because I knew it would appeal to you, & hoped it would also raise a few smiles from our enlightened fellow Slappers.
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I had to google your ad hominem label Monty..
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