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Just got a message from Amazon

Posted: 20 Mar 2014, 11:31
by Norfolknchance
Suggesting this book

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Collectible-Spo ... 315&sr=1-1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Three questions
1. What?
2. Why did they think might be interested.
3. What?

Re: Just got a message from Amazon

Posted: 20 Mar 2014, 11:34
by Norfolknchance
Love this review

This is truly a masterpiece. At points I had to restrict my burgeoning semi from bursting into a fully fledged wife-botherer. Yannes' gentle introduction to the world of niche Nazi cutlery has the skilfully written veneer of an expert, nay a genius, who clearly has too much time on his hands and little, if any, actual human contact. Indeed, the author's tempestuous soul is reflected in his work, shining through with descriptions of spoons which are of such intricacy and beauty that I am left shocked and appalled that the tome has yet to stand proudly on every bookshelf in the land.

If you are bored of train-spotting and desperately searching for the next pointless past-time to fill the massive expanse of time before you crawl cold and alone into your final and welcome breaths then this is the book for you.

Alas I must end on a tiny gripe which justifies my unfortunate award of four stars to Mr Yannes. The sole criticism one can find to inflict upon this work would be that it is too short for any true Asperger's sufferer to fully enjoy.

Otherwise a pleasant read and I wait with anticipation for the sequels (known by true fans simply as Forks and Knives) which cannot come soon enough. Please contact the History Channel and beg them to commission a television serialisation.

Re: Just got a message from Amazon

Posted: 20 Mar 2014, 11:39
by Kwacky
Politically offensive cutlery. Fecking marvellous. It'll be a great talking point at dinner parties and informal social occasions.

Re: Just got a message from Amazon

Posted: 20 Mar 2014, 11:43
by Cavetroll87
Thats brilliant, alothough the review is amazing too!

My questions is what have you been looking at for that to be suggested?

"Ornate Chop sticks of the Ming Dynasty"
"Cutlery of Vikingr Hordes"

Re: Just got a message from Amazon

Posted: 20 Mar 2014, 11:48
by Norfolknchance
Just clicked on the see similar and got this


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Stray-Shopping- ... rid_pt_0_2" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Awsome

Re: Just got a message from Amazon

Posted: 20 Mar 2014, 11:52
by Cavetroll87
Norfolknchance wrote:Just clicked on the see similar and got this


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Stray-Shopping- ... rid_pt_0_2" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Awsome
(rolf)

Re: Just got a message from Amazon

Posted: 20 Mar 2014, 11:56
by Norfolknchance
Shit! There's no stopping this guy

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Guide-Reich-Cut ... PQEKEJGGK1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Just got a message from Amazon

Posted: 20 Mar 2014, 12:02
by Kwacky
That guy is very witty.

Re: Just got a message from Amazon

Posted: 20 Mar 2014, 12:05
by Norfolknchance
More reading for the cutlery obsessed

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/5737 ... d_asin_lnk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Sorry its a slow morning