Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

My mate brought me some fecking killer model aircraft today ( with MY money!!)....and I'll be damned if he didn't buy me two kits that I would prolly have spent hours poring over before deciding.
So tomorrow I'll geek-out and start building one while I regress rapidly back into childhood...as if I ever left...

On train to pick up bike. Then back for a 10k run at Penkridge. Than chilling for the rest of the day.

Played tennis with MiniGee, got fecking hot in the sun as well, then shower off and off out to a local place for Sunday lunch. Lots of bikes on the valley roads below us though.

Went to a gannet colony on the west coast, then came back and helped BBQ a chicken and bake native NZ sweet potatoes (kumera) for dinner while sinking copious amounts of gin and tonic.

Almost perfect day, let's see if I get a head job


EDIT: Paul forgot to mention he's already been laid TWICE today... //Jess x

What happens when you're drunk and you let your GF review your posts!

He has???

He told us it was FOUR times......

He told us he never gets laid

Waking up slightly hungover and wondering why I gave Jess my phone

duke63 wrote:He told us he never gets laid

That was completely factual 2 yrs ago

Last night, drove a Peugeot 206 home from South Wales in full leathers (with speed hump), boots and a Hulk Hogan bandana! Got some very strange looks at the Newtown McDonalds drive through!

Cracking weekend, apart from getting pulled on the way down for dangerous driving and driving without due care and attention. To be fair to him I handed him the driving without due care on a plate when I suggested I didn't see his blues and twos on account of the size of my panniers!

We settled on a 100 quid fine for an illegal plate, oh and then my rectifier went on the way home!

You talked your way out of both a dangerous and a due care? I'd call that a result.

The small plate & R/R is just someone upstairs taking the piss.

I think you got off there lighty Monty by the sounds of it.

What was the Dangerous Driving ???

Deegee wrote:You talked your way out of both a dangerous and a due care? I'd call that a result.

The small plate & R/R is just someone upstairs taking the piss.

No, I let him do all the talking. Every time I opened my mouth things seemed to get worse!

Blade wrote:I think you got off there lighty Monty by the sounds of it.

What was the Dangerous Driving ???

Passing multiple cars at speed on a very long straight with no oncoming traffic. He seemed to think I was doing about 90, however I couldn't possibly comment.

Think he was just angry with me for not stopping for a chat and I'm a bit annoyed with myself for not knowing he was there!

Will get some bar end mirrors for the next time I put the panniers on.

Usual thing with the bobbies....threaten you will sommit big, then drop it down and it seems like he's cutting you a break....

Yep pretty much that, it's OK as long as you remember to look glum at the right bits. Anyway, I p!ssed in his Bobby hat when he wasn't looking!

It read to me like you had panniers on a 206

WAIT!!!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!

Just reading this back.....Monty....you were wearing a 'bandana'???

What the fcuk is this bullsh*t!?? What is it?.....1987 or something?? Are you a huge fan of Guns'N'Roses too??

We definitely needs pics of this, and we need them now.

NOW!!!!!!

NOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!

I'm getting a headache from all of these effing legal documents and making sure we have every single bit of money effing traceable and making sure that it's referenced effing correctly.

They have about 18 payslips and bank statements, 31 different signed documents, 3 stool samples and the gf's placenta.

There's a little more stress too because the seller's ready to move into her new place already and is just waiting on us while we are in our 3rd round of document hunting for our mortgage provider.

Yep. It's a fricking nightmare...but it'll be all worth in the long run.