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Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 08 Mar 2017, 19:49
by DaytonAndy
I told her she'd probably disturbed a burglar which gave her a little panic.
It is an odd thing to find on your doorstep.
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 08 Mar 2017, 20:11
by StMarks
looks a bit like a roofing axe to me mate.
However, fwiw, I actually would report it to the police if it happened to us, just in case.
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 08 Mar 2017, 20:15
by DaytonAndy
I think it's an electricians axe of some sort as it's stamped tested to 20,000 volts. I'll see if anyone calls round looking for an axe or I'll give 101 a little call tomorrow.
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 08 Mar 2017, 20:47
by duke63
Knock, knock
"Anybody seen my axe?"
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 08 Mar 2017, 21:01
by duke63
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 08 Mar 2017, 22:42
by Deegee
It looks like a Firemans axe tbh, they have to be insulated for chopping through a live wire in a house to kill the electrics.
The most probable reason it was wrapped up near a door/window was to break in - that way the villain can get away with Going Equipped and evades any possibility of Prior Intent, makes it look like a one-off opportunist crime when he "finds" the axe. Just my opinion.
I'd wait for him tonight and chop his f***ing hands off.
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 08 Mar 2017, 22:45
by StMarks
Deegee wrote:It looks like a Firemans axe tbh, they have to be insulated for chopping through a live wire in a house to kill the electrics.
The most probable reason it was wrapped up near a door/window was to break in - that way the villain can get away with Going Equipped and evades any possibility of Prior Intent, makes it look like a one-off opportunist crime when he "finds" the axe. Just my opinion.
I'd wait for him tonight and chop his f***ing hands off.
Very logical.
Sleep well tonight Andy
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 08 Mar 2017, 23:03
by Blade
Keep a flask of hot tea by the bed tonight Andy.
That
way if you hear anything suspicious you can make yourself a nice hot brew which may get accidentally spilt in the un invited visitors face if needs be
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 09 Mar 2017, 06:26
by Rossgo
Won't lie I would be bricking it finding that I'm my door step Andy!!!
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 09 Mar 2017, 08:46
by D41
duke63 wrote:Knock, knock
"Anybody seen my axe?"
Careful with that axe, Eugene.....
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 09 Mar 2017, 10:03
by DaytonAndy
Well I made it through the night without getting stolen or murdered. Phoned non-emergency who were more or less uninterested. They kindly told me I could do a hour long round trip to drop the axe off at my not so local police station if I wanted. I've let a few neighbours know to keep an eye open.
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 09 Mar 2017, 10:23
by TonyB
D41 wrote:duke63 wrote:Knock, knock
"Anybody seen my axe?"
Careful with that axe, Eugene.....
I was listening to/watching that lastnight. Pink Floyd live in Pompeii. Awesome on surround sound.
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 09 Mar 2017, 10:26
by Kwacky
Got to interview a load of car workers. This should be fun.
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 09 Mar 2017, 13:31
by C00kiemonster
TonyB wrote:D41 wrote:duke63 wrote:Knock, knock
"Anybody seen my axe?"
Careful with that axe, Eugene.....
I was listening to/watching that lastnight. Pink Floyd live in Pompeii. Awesome on surround sound.
I'll bet. We went to Pompeii last year - there is a exhibition in the side chambers of the amphitheatre all about the concert - really good.
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 09 Mar 2017, 14:25
by Blade
Sat in Nandos opposite the train station enjoying some food and a few beers all excited before I embark on the best journey in the world.
The journey home
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 09 Mar 2017, 15:09
by D41
Today??
Nowt....it's fcuking FREEZING!!!!#
Brrrrrr.....
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 09 Mar 2017, 15:38
by D41
Wait! Hold the phone!!
Today I will be converting to Judaism....I need that little hat to hide my bald patch. It's like my own little hole in the ozone layer. Fcuk.
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 09 Mar 2017, 17:08
by Kwacky
Been to see a man about a bus.
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 09 Mar 2017, 21:01
by duke63
Re: What are you doing today ??
Posted: 11 Mar 2017, 20:08
by Kwacky
Busy day.
Bike washed
Bike MOT
Test ride
Fed and watered the spiders
Walked the dog
Watched the rugby
The 3 S's
Now taking the family out for a meal.